Brandon Fahey

Gary Coleman is four feet under

2010-05-28T17:13:00.000-07:00

Gary Coleman is dead. He was taken off life support on Friday morning and passed away, both TMZ and Radaronline.com first reported. His wife Shannon Price and her father were at the hospital.
Coleman died Friday at 12:05 PM MDT.
Coleman, 42, was best known for his role as Arnold Jackson on "Diff'rent Strokes." Word got out that he was hospitalized Thursday and in critical condition.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to grow up to be Gary Coleman. R.I.P. little buddy. Click on the pic for the full story.

The Best Way To Get Out Of Jury Duty

2010-05-27T20:19:00.000-07:00

TV psychic gets excused from jury duty, so that he won't ruin everything by telling people ahead of time how the case turns out. He knew that was going to happen.

It's a great way to get out unless your this guy, what ever happened to him? He's probably trying to guess people's orders at the Taco Bell drive thru now. Click on the pic for the story.

Giant beer bottle hot air balloon spotted in Dexter

2010-05-27T20:11:00.001-07:00

Call this one tall drink — 15 stories tall.
A giant beer bottle could be spotted from I-94 as commuters made their way through the Dexter area Thursday morning.
A look at the beer bottle hot air balloon inflated at Cameron Balloons in Dexter on Thursday morning. That bottle — a hot air balloon — was being inflated on the grounds at Cameron Balloons, which designs and constructs custom-made hot air balloons. Their recent creation was commissioned by Anheuser-Busch, Inc.

They might have one big inflatable bottle, but we still have the world's largest six pack! Click on the pic for the full story, also, look at the comments for the story. Someone from La Crosse made a comment about the City Brewery's six pack, great, just great!

Gaydar really exists

2010-05-27T20:05:00.000-07:00

Gay people really do have an inbuilt radar that helps them seek out like-minded souls, scientists have shown.
This sixth sense, or 'gaydar', ensures they pay more attention to detail, allowing them to pluck potential partners out of a crowd.
The Dutch researchers looked at whether straight and gay people focus their attention differently when faced with a problem.

I don't think that you have to be gay to have good 'gaydar'. I knew Ricky Martin was gay before he came out and I'm not gay. Click on the pic for the full story.

Willie Nelson Cuts His Signature Locks

2010-05-27T19:59:00.000-07:00

Music fans have come to expect a little eccentricity from legendary crooner Willie Nelson, but he pulled off a real shocker this time: He cut his hair.

I'm just glad he still had the locks when he came to La Crosse a couple months ago, because when I saw Willie I wanted the whole package. The hair, the guitar, and the songs! Click on the pic for the full story.

Mobile phone number suspended after every single person assigned to it died in the last 10 years

2010-05-25T20:57:00.000-07:00

A mobile phone company has suspended the number 0888 888 888 – after every single person assigned to it died in the last 10 years. The first owner Vladimir Grashnov – the former CEO of Bulgarian mobile phone company Mobitel which issued the number – died of cancer in 2001 aged just 48. The number then passed to Bulgarian mafia boss, Konstantin Dimitrov, who was gunned down in 2003 by a lone assassin in the Netherlands. Dimitrov, who died aged 31, had the mobile with him when he was shot while eating out with a model. The phone number then passed to Konstantin Dishliev, a crooked businessman, who was gunned down outside an Indian restaurant in Bulgaria's capital Sofia after taking over the jinxed line. Who would want that number anyway? Unless your a big fan of the number eight. Click on the pic for the full story.

2010-05-25T20:51:00.000-07:00

The new home of the New York Giants and Jets will host the 2014 Super Bowl, the first time the National Football League game will be held outdoors in a cold- weather city, Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today. I like the idea of a cold weather Super Bowl, and this may mean that someday we may see a Super Bowl at Lambeau. They should call this Super Bowl the toilet bowl because of the smell of New Jersey. Click on the pic for the full story.

50 Stupid Laws From 50 States

2010-05-25T20:41:00.000-07:00

Laws are made to function a seemingly healthy community in a stable and disciplined fashion. However, when some of those laws become increasingly absurd, that you giggle your way through even reading them, one wonders what the law makers were thinking while coming up with such classical dumbness. Here we have gathered for you at least one dumb law from a state each.

Slipknot bassist Paul Gray, dead at 38

2010-05-24T17:11:00.000-07:00

Des Moines, Iowa; May 24, 2010 -- A local hotel worker found the bassist dead this morning. Paul Gray, known as #2, or "The Pig" in the self-titled years, the lively bassist from Los Angeles who relocated with family to Des Moines and joined Slipknot and has played for the entire Slipknot career up to this point. Paul had a darker side to his life, dealing with drugs and alcohol abuse. It was announced on his MySpace page this year that he was expecting a child with his wife Brenna. Life looked on the up for Paul. I know we don't play them on this station but anytime a musician dies it's worth taking a look at their life. Click on the pic for the full story.

Dont piss off Irish kids`

2010-05-21T17:29:00.000-07:00

Hilarious prank call from Little Becky, an Irish girl that wants her school knocked down. Click on the pic for the video.

Frustrated New Yorker Creates Lane For Tourists

2010-05-21T17:26:00.000-07:00

New Yorkers accustomed to life in the fast lane are taking the issue of slow-moving tourists into their own hands. They're taking their message to the street – or actually, to the sidewalk. It's suspected that a frustrated New Yorker came up with this plan on Fifth Avenue at 22 Street, where there is now a sidewalk lane for slower moving tourists, and another for fast-walking New Yorkers. It's a good idea but I don't think that it's going to happen. Click on the pic for the story.

Bret Michaels Hospitalized for Heart Problems

2010-05-21T16:57:00.000-07:00

Bret Michaels was rushed back to the hospital this week where doctors claim they found a "hole in the heart."According to Bret's rep, the singer was complaining about "numbness on the left side of his body, predominately his face and hands."After a series of tests, doctors concluded that Michaels had suffered a "Transient Ischemic Attack -- more commonly referred to as a "warning stroke". Well I guess at least their catching all his health problems before they kill him, but, this poor guy has been through quite a bit in the last month or two. Click on the pic for the full story.

He Forgot To Turn Left

2010-05-19T21:25:00.000-07:00

The Corvette driver who led authorities on a high-speed chase Monday that started in Orange County and ended in University City, and at times reached speeds of 130 mph, is a former NASCAR-licensed driver, authorities said Tuesday.
James Neal, 56, of San Clemente was arrested at the end of the nearly 50-mile chase after the engine of his silver 2003 Corvette blew up on Interstate 805 at the La Jolla Village Drive off-ramp. If he only would have turned left or listened to his spotter he may have gotten away. Click on the pic for the story.

Witness, suspect share Hennepin County jail cell — bad move

2010-05-19T21:18:00.000-07:00

A witness in a murder case was beaten up after Hennepin County jailers mistakenly placed him in the same holding cell as the man he'd implicated.
Murder suspect Jonathan Nicholas "Thirsty" Turner was charged Thursday with tampering with a witness, a first-degree felony. That charge is atop first-degree murder charges he faces in two 2003 shootings.

Well at least now the guy can testify against the guy for both crimes. Click on the pic for the story.

High School Yearbook Halted

2010-05-19T21:05:00.000-07:00

Massaponax High School Principal Joe Rodkey is trying to have the school's yearbook reprinted to erase disturbing "confessions" and quotes full of sexual innuendos in the original.
"It's totally inappropriate for a high school yearbook," Rodkey said yesterday. "The students, the school and this community deserve a better yearbook than what I have."
The principal said he had stopped distribution of this year's book, titled "Glances 2010, Truth Be Told," and is attempting to collect the copies that were distributed at an after-school party Friday.

So they are taking the yearbooks back to take this stuff out so the kids can just go ahead and write it in there themselves, cause that's basically what my and everyone I know yearbooks look like. Click on the pic for the story.

Beer Used As Weapon In Gas Station Heist

2010-05-18T21:08:00.000-07:00

Bud Light may not be advertising these two as "Real Men of Genius." Two men in Pueblo are accused of using an 18-pack case of Bud Light as a weapon while stealing beer at a local Loaf 'N Jug convenience store in Colorado.Dominic Julian Lujan, 23, and Demetrio Junior Rivera, 20, are accused of stealing three cases of Bud Light from the store early Saturday. According to police, one of the men used a case of the beer to hit a clerk during the theft. The clerk wasn't seriously hurt.

The clerk is lucky that they used Bud Light and not Budweiser, because it's a light beer it probably hurt less.

5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Google

2010-05-18T20:50:00.000-07:00

You'd be hard-pressed to find a company more beloved than Google. And why not? They make the Internet easier to use, pamper their employees and foot the bill for YouTube even though it loses money like it's got a gambling problem that's made of cocaine. Unfortunately, much of what is awesome about Google also makes them increasingly terrifying with each passing day. I actually love Google, but it kind of makes me feel like I've got ADD because I'll look for one thing then get intersted in another, and so on and so on and.... anyway, click on the pic to see why you should fear GOOGLE.

5 Worst 'Saturday Night Live' Movies

2010-05-18T20:42:00.000-07:00

It seems like simple math that characters funny during five-minute sketches would have a hard time sustaining laughs for 90 minutes. But simple math was thrown out the window when "Wayne's World" scored more than a $120 million at the box office. Wayne and Garth's success with audiences caused Lorne Michaels and company to green-light a series of comedic flops in the 1990s and early 2000.
The SNL movie franchise returns after more than a 10-year hiatus with "MacGruber" opening this week. The film is a spoof of 1980s handyman detective "MacGyver" and based on Will Forte's reoccurring character on SNL. Ryan Phillippe, Val Kilmer and SNL castmate Kristen Wiig all co-star. I think that everyone has to agree that Wayne's World one and two were the best, but I'm actually really looking forward to MacGruber. If you click on the pic you can see the list of the top five worst SNL movies. I agree with the list for the most part with the exception of number four, that movie was funny.

Miss Michigan, Rima Fakih crowned Miss USA

2010-05-17T21:09:00.000-07:00

Photos surface 12 hours after being crowned of Miss USA on a stripper pole. Click on the pic to see the photos. I don't think that they'll get her into too much trouble, but who knows.

Ronnie James Dio dead

2010-05-17T20:48:00.000-07:00

Ronnie James Dio, legendary vocalist for Black Sabbath, Heaven & Hell and Dio, has died after a battle with stomach cancer, according to his wife, Wendy Dio. He was 67 years old.

Keyhole for Drunks

2010-05-14T20:58:00.000-07:00

I think that this would come in handy every now and then. Now if I could only find my keys. Click on the pic for the full story.

Miss USA Contestants Pose In Lingerie

2010-05-12T18:56:00.000-07:00

The Miss USA competition is turning up the heat. This year's contestants posed for promotional photos in seductive lingerie and sultry makeup. The resulting black and white portraits make the women seem more risqué than the Miss USA contenders of years past. Click through to see all the women vying for the 2010 crown. This is Miss Wisconsin Courtney Lopez, looking good, right?

DNR Warns of Pot Growing on Public Land

2010-05-12T18:47:00.000-07:00

In an effort to crack down on pot growing on public land, the Wisconsin DNR is asking hikers and hunters to mark their GPS coordinates if they find any large piles of empty Doritos bags or Oreos wrappers. The state Department of Natural Resources wants hikers, anglers and hunters to be on the lookout for giant marijuana grows on public lands. Click on the pic for the full story.

Star High-School Player is a 22-Year-Old Impostor

2010-05-12T18:43:00.000-07:00

Police say a West Texas high school student who starred for the school's basketball team this season turns out to be a 22-year-old naturalized citizen from Haiti. The Odessa American reports Guerdwich Montimere has been charged with presenting false identification to a peace officer. That's after police confronted him about his identity. Ector County school district officials said Montimere posed as Jerry Joseph, a 16-year-old sophomore at Odessa's Permian High School. School district officials grew more suspicious when they contacted U.S. immigration officials, who eventually confirmed the alleged charade. Montimere is in the Ector County jail in Odessa with bond set at $500. He faces six months in jail and a $2,500 fine. Jail officials had no attorney listed for Montimere.

I think that this guy could be in a lot more trouble because when I was in high school the star basketball players always got the girls. He's 22 high school girls are mostly under 18 which means.....he's screwed. Click on the pic for the full story.

3D Double D's, Awesome!!

2010-05-11T21:49:00.000-07:00

Playboy readers who can only imagine what it would look like if a centerfold jumped right off the page are getting new specs to help them see into Hef's world.
The magazine's June edition hits newsstands Friday equipped with 3-D glasses. Now the toy that has kids dodging dragons, meatballs and tall blue aliens at the movies will help adults focus on what is, at first glance, a very blurry Playmate of the Year.
"What would people most like to see in 3-D?" asked Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. "Probably a naked lady." Hef may be old but he still knows what his "readers" want. Click on the pic for the full story.

Maxim magazine has released its annual "Hot 100"

2010-05-11T21:36:00.000-07:00

Katy Perry, the effervescent singer who turned I KISSED A GIRL into an international anthem, has hit another #1 with a bullet: The Maxim Top 100 List. Yes, a list of "girls," aka women, who the editor-in-chief think are "hot." In fact, he thinks Katy deserves the toppermost spot because she is a "quadruple threat" of Hotness -- smart, cool, pretty and she knows how to skateboard. Wow! If only we had all known that's all it took! :)
Perry took top spot over a number of other attractive ladies of the culture we call POP, including Rihanna, Megan Fox and comedienne Emma Stone, who was so funny in THE HOUSE BUNNY and is moving up the Hollywood ladder with several upcoming films. I like this year's winner, if that's what you call her. You can check out the whole list just by clicking on the pic.

SNAKE IN A WOMAN'S STOMACH.

2010-05-07T20:01:00.000-07:00

A woman living in Mercer, C.W. has for four years past been afflicted with a singular diffculty in her stomach. A few months since it became the incontrovertible opinion of the most skillful physicians, that the increasing difficulty has been the growth of a snake in the stomach. It has grown so large now that it distends the stomach so as to produce a bunch upon the outside as large as a quart bowl. Upon pressing this bunch with the hand, the reptile recoils and produces great distress in the stomach. When fish or meat is being cooked in the room, if the snake is not satisfied with food, it rises up in the throat producing strangulation. When desiring food it manifests it by rising up in the throat. Physicians can see no way in which the snake can be removed without certain death to the woman. Mrs. EVERS is about 35 years of age. She is, of course, feeble in health now, but is around the house. I want to know how it got in there so it doesn't happen to me, this would suck. Click on the pic for the rest of the story.

Lawrence Taylor rape case: Ex-Giant admits paying teen hooker $300, but didn't know her age

2010-05-07T19:53:00.000-07:00

Lawrence Taylor admitted paying a hooker $300 for sex — but may not have known she was just 16.
The revelation that Taylor fessed up to patronizing a prostitute was contained in a criminal complaint against accused pimp Rasheed Davis that was released before he was to be arraigned Friday in Manhattan federal court on sex trafficking charges. He was my favorite player growing up and I remember being crushed when I heard about his drug problem. Then I thought that he was on the right track, cleaned himself up and got his life together then this happens. I hope that it's what his wife and lawyer are saying, a set up. Click on the pic to read the story.

Billboard's list of Hot Music Moms

2010-05-07T19:44:00.000-07:00

With Mother's Day coming up I thought that it would be a good idea to show some rocking Mom's that look good doing it. Click on the pic to see Billboard's 21 hot rocking Mommas.

Gross things people do on flights

2010-05-05T18:43:00.000-07:00

READING porn magazines, joining the mile-high club solo and emptying a colostomy bag are some of the grossest things plane passengers are reported to have committed.
A sick list has been compiled by travel website Jaunted, with passengers revealing a dirty dozen of stomach-churning onboard experiences. Like getting on a plane isn't bad enough with the lines and checking your bags and yada yada yada, now you have to think about people doing gross stuff. I like road trips better anyway. Click on the pic for the full story.

Embarrassing Misspelling Shows Up On Bobby Cox Cake

2010-05-05T18:36:00.000-07:00

While Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox was being honored by U.S. Senators on Tuesday, staffers spent time trying to smear out an offensive misspelling on his cake.
Sources told Channel 2 Action News reporter Scott MacFarlane that the official Senate bakery handled the task of baking the cake that was supposed to say, “Thanks for 50 great years Bobby Cox.”
Instead, someone misspelled Cox’s last name – making it an offensive word. He probably thought it was funny, he's old and old guys are pervs. Click on the pic for the full story.

What Would Kurt Cobain Look Like Today?

2010-05-05T18:29:00.000-07:00

Here's some age progression shots of Kurt Cobain, Elvis Presley, and Heidi Klum. Who knows if this is how they will/would really look like, but it is still pretty cool stuff. I understand Cobain and Elvis, but what's with the Heidi Klum pic? I think that this is somewhat accurate but he'd have a scar from the bullet that hit him in the face. Click on the pic to see the other photos.

Somebody Lost A Bet

2010-05-04T19:39:00.000-07:00

Do you love your favorite star enough to ink them into your skin? These people do! Click on the pic to see them all.

Woman Bedbound for 6 Months by Huge Breasts

2010-05-04T19:27:00.000-07:00

A Peruvian mother of four was trapped in her bed for six months because of her giant breasts. It probably took six months for her to get help because her husband loved them so much he refused to help. Click on the pic for the full story.

The 2010 50 Hottest Women of Radio

2010-05-03T17:54:00.000-07:00

None of these women "have a face for radio". By the way I hate that saying. Here's Lynette Chico – 98.5 Puerto Rico, very nice! Click on the pic to see them all.

Brownies Laced With Dope Favored By Bill Clinton

2010-05-03T17:50:00.000-07:00

Former President Bill Clinton told the truth when he said he never inhaled marijuana, according to famous writer Christopher Hitchens. Brownies, instead of smoke, were the vessel of choice for his dope use. Makes sense that a fat guy would rather eat it than smoke it to get high. Click on the pic to see the whole story.

Guess If Celebrity Is DEAD or ALIVE

2010-05-03T17:47:00.000-07:00

Ever wonder if a certain celebrity is dead or alive? If you're like the rest of us, you do. Check out some of these pictures and test yourself. You may be surprised by some of the results! Just click on the pic to give it a try.

Women to march topless through Farmington

2010-04-30T20:42:00.000-07:00

The forecast calls for sunny skies, and some people are ready to put the top down. In Farmington, Maine, they're not talking about a convertible. They're talking about the dozens of women who'll be marching topless downtown. The women want to be able to go shirtless in the summer, just as men sometimes do. I would have showed up, but just to show my support and that's all, oh yeah, and to see the ta tas

The 7 Ballsiest Pranks You Won't Believe Actually Worked

2010-04-30T20:32:00.000-07:00

One of the largest scale and most expensive pranks in human history was kept secret for 50 years. The perpetrators were a team of artists in the U.S. Army, and the victim was Hitler. And what they did was more ridiculous than anything the zaniest of movie fraternities could have come up with.
After the American military landed in France after D-Day, they faced a German war machine that by this time was good and pissed off. Borrowing something straight out of Wile E. Coyote's playbook, they set out to baffle the Nazis with a completely separate army armed with nothing but fake inflatable tanks. What the Germans thought was a 30,000-man armored battalion was in fact a thousand artists (mostly art students recruited for the task) wearing fake uniforms, sending out fictional battle reports over the radio (complete with a war sound effects record playing in the background) all while trying to keep their tanks from getting knocked over by the wind. This is crazy, great, but crazy. I've never heard of this before which makes it even crazier. Click on the pic for the other six stories.

'I'm in love with my grandson and we're having a baby'

2010-04-29T19:07:00.000-07:00

Pearl Carter is positively glowing with joy. She has a handsome new boyfriend, is enjoying an active sex life after many years of celibacy and, amazingly, is preparing to become a mother again.
But the retired grandmother isn't carrying the baby herself. She and her young lover have spent a staggering $54,000 hiring a surrogate to help them with their dreams of having a child.
What makes Pearl's decision to become a mum again even more shocking is that her new boyfriend is her biological grandson, 26-year-old Phil Bailey. Um, this is just gross. Click on the pic for the full story.

He Says Thumbs Down To Food And Water

2010-04-29T19:04:00.000-07:00

SCIENTISTS are studying an 82-year-old man who claims he has not had any food or drink for 70 years.
Prahlad Jani’s claims are being put to the test at a hospital in Ahmedabad, where he is being closely monitored and studied by India’s Defence Research Development Organisation, which believes he may have a quality which could help save lives, The Telegraph reports. He has so far spent six days without food or water under the strict observation of doctors who say his body is yet to show any signs of hunger or dehydration. Mr Jani is regarded as a "breatharian" who can live a "spiritual life-force" alone. He believes he is sustained by the "elixir" of a goddess. Nutritionist says he could die in days. You don't have to be a nutritionist to figure that out, the guys 82 of course he could die any day. Click on the pic for the story.

The National Enquirer reported today of Tiger having an affair with 121 women!

2010-04-29T18:55:00.000-07:00

All I can say is holy s%*#!!!! And that was before he took a break from golf, how did he find time to even play? Click on the pic for the story.

McDonald's Happy Meal 'came with cigarette'

2010-04-28T18:29:00.000-07:00

A young mother was horrified when she found a cigarette inside a McDonald’s Happy Meal she bought for her son. Normally McDonald's happy meals come with some crappy toy that's a choking hazard, now they come with cigs, which are expensive, and also a choking hazard. So I think their on the right track, because smokes are great after a meal, and if your feeding the kid McDonald's your probably not too concerned about the kids health anyway. Click on the pic for the full story.

Vacation in Hell...Michigan, That Is

2010-04-28T18:23:00.000-07:00

Sometimes traveling can seem like hell, thanks to traffic jams, long lines and lost luggage. But for visitors to one Michigan town, vacation can seem like Hell -- literally. Hell Michigan seems a bit redundant, doesn't it? Click on the pic to see the other wacky names.

Cub Scouts Give Up Entirely, Offer Video Game Badge

2010-04-28T18:12:00.000-07:00

OK, it's not technically a merit badge, it's a belt loop. I thought that they got these by doing things like helping little old ladies across the street, and feeding the homeless. I guess they at least have to teach an older person to play the game before they get the badge so that could be a lot more difficult than you would think. Click on the pic to see the whole story.

Bret Michaels Suffers Brain Hemorrhage

2010-04-23T18:33:00.000-07:00

After suffering an excruciating headache late Thursday night, Michaels, 47, was rushed to an undisclosed hospital where doctors discovered he had a massive brain hemorrhage, reports People.com. Click on the pic to read more.

Boobquake determined to prove cleric wrong

2010-04-22T20:20:00.000-07:00

It all stated when Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi angered womens' groups around the world on Monday when he claimed that promiscuous women were responsible for literally making the earth move.
"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,'' Sedighi said. Now Jennifer McCreight is determined to prove him wrong.
Since launching the "Boobquake" Facebook page two days ago, she has enlisted more than 20,000 women promising to show as much cleavage as possible on Monday, April 26. Thank you Jennifer, I need to find out where "Boobquake" La Crosse is taking place! Click on the pic for the full story.

15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children

2010-04-22T20:12:00.000-07:00

Toys are carefully planned investments that companies spend countless hours developing in the hopes that children will use them to foster memories that they'll cherish for a lifetime.
But sometimes, they just end up looking like dongs. I don't know how "unintentional" all of these are, the vibrating Harry Potter broom, I mean come on you'd have to be a idiot not to realize the problem with that. Click on the pic to see the whole list.

Packers Take Bryan Bulaga OT Form Iowa As 23rd pick overall in the 2010

2010-04-22T19:50:00.000-07:00

The Big 12, led by Oklahoma, kicked off a big party for itself at Radio City Music Hall in the first prime-time NFL draft Thursday night.Tim Tebow had a grand time, too, breaking into the first round at No. 25 to Denver. The selection of the Florida quarterback, the mystery man of this draft, drew the loudest reaction — a mix of cheers and boos — from the audience. I'm happy with the Pack's pick, they obviously needed some help on the offensive line last year, and hopefully Bulaga can be a instant impact kind of player.

Drew Brees, You've Been Cursed

2010-04-22T19:39:00.000-07:00

Drew Brees has become the latest NFL player to be put up against the "Madden Curse". If you're unfamiliar with the Madden legend ... horrible things always happen to the players who make the cover of the video game. Just ask Troy Polamalu ...the Madden 10 cover boy who sustained a devastating knee injury in week 1 last year. Other victims include Marshall Faulk, Ray Lewis, Vince Young, Shaun Alexander ... and of course Michael Vick. I believe the curse has something to do with Madden's eyebrows, because just like Samson he holds his power in his hair, except Madden hold his in those creepy bushy eyebrows. That's why Favre didn't get hurt when he was on the cover, Madden loves him.

6 Famous Characters You Didn't Know Were Shameless Rip Offs

2010-04-21T19:37:00.000-07:00

So over the weekend I saw the movie Kick Ass, and I thought that it did exactly that. But, I couldn't help but notice that the charter of "Big Daddy" seemed to look and act a lot like Batman. So it got me thinking what other charters have been more or less ripped off. They say there are no original ideas out there, and we can believe that. Storytelling themes are universal and we understand when a character or scene gets "borrowed" here and there. Click on the pic to see six charters that are rip offs.
But it's hard not to feel betrayed when you find out that some of the stories around which your entire childhood revolved were, for the most part, copied and pasted in with a cavalier attitude of, "the little bastards will never know the difference!"

Big Ben pays for wrong-headed decisions

2010-04-21T19:24:00.000-07:00

The NFL suspended Ben Roethlisberger for 6 games, and the punishment is duly deserved. First he put the bike down, then he was accused of sexual assault, then he was accused of sexual assault again. Sounds to me like he's lucky it's only 6 games at the most, and no prison time. Click on the pic for the full story.

10 Fast Food Items Worse For You Than The KFC Double Down

2010-04-20T19:54:00.000-07:00

KFC's Double Down -- the bacon sandwich where two pieces of fried chicken replace the bread -- has been catching a lot of flack lately; much of it deserved. But a quick comparison of the nutritional (for want of a better word) info between the Double Down and some items on the menus at other fast food joints shows that the "warped creation of a syphilitic brain" might not be as bad for you as a salad at Wendy's. I think that I should probably try out the KFC Double Down, why not? I like chicken and bacon and cheese. I'll just have the one meal for the day and make sure that I take a ten mile run. Click on the pic to see the list.

Seven Shows That Peaked In Season One

2010-04-20T19:49:00.000-07:00

I hope Archer doesn't fall into this category. If you've never seen it, it's great and you can catch it on FX on Thursday's. But, you'll have to wait till next season because they just finished up season one. But while your waiting for season two you can catch up on season one, trust me you won't be disappointed. Click on the pic to see the seven shows that peaked in their first season.

April is STD Awareness Month. Pass it on

2010-04-20T19:40:00.000-07:00

April is STD Awareness Month, an annual observance to raise awareness about sexually transmitted diseases’ (STDs) impact on Americans' health and the importance of individuals discussing sexual health with their healthcare providers and partners. I guess with the nicer weather more people will be going out and banging other random people, so it makes sense that they picked April. Click on the pic for the full story.

Prom-goers watch repo man drive away in their limo

2010-04-20T19:34:00.000-07:00

JENKS, Okla. — High school students attending a prom in Oklahoma say they watched as a repo man drove away a limousine they had rented. At least one initially thought it was being stolen. I think that I would love being a repo man. I really don't see a down side to this profession, except if your trying to repo a gun. Click on the pic for the full story.

Woman becomes first person banned from EVERY pub and club in the country

2010-04-16T19:20:00.000-07:00

A woman has become the first person to be banned from buying or drinking alcohol anywhere in England and Wales.
Laura Hall, 20, was issued with a Drinking Banning Order - nicknamed Booze Asbos - which bars her from entering any pub, club, off-licence or bar. The two-year order also bans Hall from buying alcohol at any other establishment or shop, carrying it in an unsealed container or drinking it in a public place. She's hot, she'll just find some guy to buy her beer now. Click on the pic for the full story.

The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time

2010-04-16T19:14:00.000-07:00

#5-Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson

If you're wondering how a guy we're calling a bad ass got such a lame nickname, it's because he used to carry a hickory cane around and beat people senseless with it, and if you're wondering why he did that, it's because he was a freaking lunatic. He was also quite the dueler, the number of duels that Jackson took part in varies depending on what source you consult; some say 13, while others rank the number somewhere in the 100's, both of which are entirely too many times for a reasonable human being to stand in front of someone who is trying to kill them with a loaded gun. I had no idea he was this nuts, click on the pic to see the other four.

Expired Beer Theft: Crime or Waste Management?

2010-04-16T18:59:00.000-07:00

Two Columbia sanitation workers who apparently couldn't stand by and let beer go down the drain allegedly took dozens of cases of expired brew from the city landfill. Police and city supervisors are trying to determine if the salvage was a crime - theft of city property - or just a policy violation. The city was just going to destroy the beer anyway so I don't see the problem, and everyone I know including myself would have probably done the same thing. Click on the pic for the full story.

Huge fireball likely large meteor that may have left debris

2010-04-15T19:27:00.000-07:00

A fiery ball of light witnessed by thousands as it swept over the upper Midwest Wednesday night was almost certainly a large meteor that probably left a trail of debris across southern Wisconsin, asteroid experts say.The path of the meteor was tracked by Doppler radar at two National Weather Service stations, in the Quad Cities and at LaCrosse, Wis. "It has the appearance that is completely consistent with being a bright meteor," said Mark Hammergren, an Adler Planetarium astronomer who specializes in asteroids, after viewing the Doppler images.
The object, which lit up the sky shortly after 10 p.m. Wednesday across parts of Missouri, Iowa, Minnesota, Illinois and Wisconsin, was very likely a piece of an asteroid, a rocky planetoid formation that orbits the sun, he said. Almost all meteors come from asteroids. I missed it which sucks because the pictures of this thing look amazing. Well I bet I'm not as upset as the stargazer Jack Horkheimer, poor guy probably won't ever stop looking up now. Click on the pic for the full story.

Controversial crucifix creates rift at Warr Acres church

2010-04-15T19:15:00.000-07:00

Controversial crucifix creates rift at Warr Acres Church.

I can see what their talking about, but I'm pretty sure that it's his abs. Either way big deal, every guys got one, even Jesus. I'm guessing it could have been like the one in the picture because were talking about god's son here. Click on the pic for the full story and to view the pic.

Oh, That Feels Hot!

2010-04-14T19:16:00.000-07:00

Porn magazine launched for blind people.

A porn mag has been launched for blind people - with saucy Braille and raised pictures of nudes. I want to feel it too. Do you think some of these braille babes will have bigger braille bumbs than others? Click on the pic for the full story.

The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth

2010-04-13T20:16:00.000-07:00

It doesn't matter whether or not you believe in ghosts, there are some places in which none of us would want to spend a night. These places have well earned their reputations as being so creepy, tragic or mysterious (or all three) that they definitely qualify as "haunted."
Places like the Overtoun Bridge.
Located near Scotland's charming little village of Milton in the peaceful burgh of Dumbarton, the Overtoun Bridge is a local arch construction where no human beings have ever died in any suspicious circumstances whatsoever over the last few decades. However, during that span, for reasons we can't begin to possibly understand, hundreds and hundreds of dogs have killed themselves there. It appears that dogs have been plunging off of Overtoun since the early 60s, at a rate of one animal a month... bringing the total number today to around 600 mutts, who for some reason, decided to end it all. People who actually witnessed the reported dogs willingly climbing the parapet wall and leaping to their doom with dumbass doggy grins on their faces. It has been observed that certain dogs that jumped off the bridge and survived, climbed back up and THREW THEMSELVES TO THEIR DEATHS ALL OVER AGAIN. This is sounds like some crazy Art Bell of Unsolved Mysteries crap, but it's true. Click on the pic to see the other five creepy places.

2010-04-13T20:12:00.000-07:00

Ever wonder which localities have more strip clubs than pizza and guns? Never fear, someone has figured it out and made a map. It looks like La Crosse has more pizza than strippers or guns. But click on the pic to view the map, I think the country in general needs more pizza places.

Would You Use This Wine Purse?

2010-04-13T20:06:00.000-07:00

You have a way to carry your wine with you wherever you go. The savvy sack has a rubber bottom to prevent tipping over, as well as a side dispenser. Would you carry it — or do you think it's just style over substance? I can only see it being useful for tailgating or festivals, but if your a wine-o maybe it'd be useful all the time. Click on the pic for the full story.

The 7 Most Horrifying Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body

2010-04-12T19:08:00.000-07:00

Most experienced surgeons and doctors will say they've seen it all. Most surgery is fairly routine, and it's only occasionally that you slice somebody open and some really crazy stuff pops out. Click on the pic if you think you can handle it, there are some that are pretty gross.

Conan O'Brien To Make TBS His New Late-Night Home

2010-04-12T18:55:00.000-07:00

The late-night guessing game is over, with a startling twist: Conan O'Brien has chosen TBS as his future talk-show home. Expected to debut in November, the as-yet-untitled show will return O'Brien to the air after an absence that began in January when he abruptly left NBC, his employer of 17 years. O'Brien's new program will air Mondays through Thursdays at 11 p.m. Eastern, which will shift "Lopez Tonight," starring George Lopez, from 11 p.m. EDT to midnight.

I can't wait to see Conan back on the air, even though I won't be able to see it. I'm at the station when it air's and I don't even have TBS. But, anyway, I'm still glad to see he'll be back on the air. Click on the pic for the full story.

Woman's giant chest suffocated boyfriend during sex

2010-04-09T20:21:00.000-07:00

BUSTY Claire Smedley's boyfriend nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex. I can't think of any better way to go. That would be awesome, click on the pic for the full story.

Boy arrested for taking mom's jewelry

2010-04-09T19:51:00.000-07:00

PANAMA CITY, Fla., April 8 (UPI) -- Florida police said a sixth-grader was arrested at the request of his parents for taking more than $7,000 worth of jewelry from his mother and giving it away.
Police said the Bay County boy told investigators he gave his mother's white gold ring and diamond ring to a female classmate who later returned the white gold ring but told him she had lost the diamond ring, The Lakeland (Fla.) Ledger reported Thursday. Thanks Mom! Right? Click on the pic for the full story.

Badgers advance to NCAA championship with 8-1 win over RIT

2010-04-08T19:39:00.000-07:00

The University of Wisconsin men's hockey team earned a place in the NCAA national championship game by defeating Rochester Institute of Technology 8-1 in the first semifinal of the NCAA Frozen Four in Detroit on Friday. The Badgers will play for the program's seventh national title when they take on either Boston College or Miami in the championship game on Saturday night at 6 p.m. CT. YEAH BUCKY!!!!! Click on the pic for the full story.

Another Tiger Woods Sky Prank -- En Route

2010-04-08T19:31:00.000-07:00

Tiger Woods shot a 4-under 68 — his best first round ever at Augusta National — to leave him only two shots behind Fred Couples after an extraordinary opening day at the Masters on Thursday. But someone is up to some tricks, the mystery prankster -- who flew a plane banner reading "Tiger: Did you mean Bootyism?" over Tiger's tee-off at the Masters
-- has another trick up his sleeve ... and it's gonna fly overhead any minute now. Click on the pic for the full story.

Chips most dangerous food to eat while driving

2010-04-08T19:26:00.000-07:00

A packet of crisps is the most dangerous food to eat while driving.
It heads the top 10 foods and drinks which cause motorists to take their eyes off the road closely followed by chocolate and fizzy pop. I would have thought that soup would be more dangerous, but I guess chips could give you a heart attack or something. Click on the pic for the full story.

US forces fight Taliban with heavy metal

2010-04-07T17:57:00.000-07:00

The sounds of Metallica and Thin Lizzy are now being used on the frontline in Afghanistan, according to a report by the AFP. Marines are allegedly blasting heavy metal into villages in Marjah, hoping to subdue the Taliban through ringing ears.
"Taliban hate [this] music," said a US special forces sergeant. "Some locals complain but it's a way to push them to choose [sides]. It's motivating marines as well." Apparently, when rebel forces start firing on American soldiers in Marjah, an armoured vehicle with "powerful speakers" fires up the tunes, blaring rock and heavy metal so loudly that it can be heard two kilometres away. The tactical playlist continues for several hours. Click on the pic for the full story.

Slash Sneaks Conan O'Brien Onto Leno Show

2010-04-07T17:45:00.000-07:00

Slash pulled off the ultimate act of defiance on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" last night -- dude rocked a Team Coco pin on the air during his performance at the end of the show! Click on the pic for the full story.

The Top 10 Funniest Celebrity Near Deaths

2010-04-06T17:45:00.000-07:00

Death may be an inhumane bastard, an unfeeling monster, a relentless evil, and an unflinching presence. But he's also got a wicked sense of humor. For instance take Verne Troyer, the Austin Powers star was having a little bathtub fool-around session with his hot-model girlfriend Ranae Shrider at a swanky Beverly Hills hotel when she displayed her model-like intellect by failing to realize the tub towered over her mini-boyfriend. By the time the bubbles filled the tub, he became lost in an ocean (to him, anyway) and almost drowned. Click on the pic to see the rest.

Grandpa Favre

2010-04-06T17:39:00.000-07:00

It's official -- besides being called an all-star quarterback and legend, Minnesota Vikings' Brett Favre will add grandpa to his list of titles. The Favre family welcomed Parker Brett last Friday, weighing 7 pounds and 7 ounces. Favre's 21-year-old daughter Brittany gave birth to Favre's first grandchild, as reported on the official Brett Favre Web site. Maybe he'll retire now that he has another record, because he's the 1st Grandpa on NFL roster. Click on the pic for the full story.

Look at Sick People to Give Your Immune System a Boost

2010-04-06T17:20:00.000-07:00

According to a University of British Columbia study, looking at sick people can boost your immune system. (Hanging around them does not.) That means you're better equipped to fight a cold after merely looking at the picture in this post. Just click on the pic for the full story.

Top Jerks in film. They're all here except Steve Martin

2010-04-06T17:17:00.000-07:00

Any old actor can play a hero. Since the audience is on your side right from the start, all you need to do is show up, kick a little ass, maybe crack a one-liner or two, and ride off into the sunset. But being a great bad guy is a lot harder. They have to make us hate him, but at the same time enjoy hating him.
Here's a rundown of some of the actors who have the skills to play the jerks, thugs, a**holes, bullies, and punks in some of the best loved movies of all time. Click on the pic.

Man takes "This is a stick up" WAY too literally

2010-04-02T20:57:00.000-07:00

Spanish police say they have detained a man suspected of robbing 10 pharmacies at gunpoint, taking their money and all available boxes of Viagra.
Police in Madrid began receiving reports of the thefts in January.
Victims said the "only objective" of the lone gunman was to take boxes of Viagra and cash.

Click on the pic for the full story.

Wayne and Garth found in Google Street View. Excellent

2010-04-02T20:54:00.000-07:00

For some reason I've really been on a Wayne's World kick lately. I'm really hoping that someday soon I hear they've decided to make a Wayne's World 3. Looks like I'm not the only one missing these guys, click on the pic to see what I'm talking about.

Check Out This Bumble Bee Hottie

2010-04-01T18:43:00.000-07:00

April fools, she's a tranny!

Beer Sculptures

2010-03-31T18:40:00.000-07:00

Well this is a work of art by itself, but click on the pic to see what an artist can do with 5,000 of them.

Span hits his own mother with foul ball

2010-03-31T18:36:00.000-07:00

Denard Span's mother settled into her box seat, surrounded by 20 family members and friends, to watch her son lead off for the Minnesota Twins.Uh oh. Look out!In a shocking split-second, Span hit a hard foul ball that struck his mom in the upper chest Wednesday. She was treated by paramedics and back in the stands minutes later. Way to give your Mom a lucky souvenir. I would have charged the mound and blamed the pitcher for throwing THAT pitch. Click on the pic for the full story.

Jesse James in Arizona Rehab

2010-03-31T18:25:00.000-07:00

A member of the medical team at a Tucson rehab facility tells TMZ Jesse James is a patient there. The facility -- Sierra Tucson -- specializes in drug, alcohol and sex addiction, as well as other disorders. Hey, it worked for Tiger. Click on the pic for the full story.

Javan teen chops off his penis

2010-03-30T19:04:00.000-07:00

An Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man. Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.

That's not going to help his chances at getting her back at all. If he wanted to make a wish he should have thrown a penny down there, not his penis. Click on the pic for the full story.

Florida Woman Reportedly Robs Bank, Citing Her 'Bucket List'

2010-03-30T18:45:00.000-07:00

What's on your bucket list?
For a Florida woman who says she suffers from leukemia and bipolar disorder, robbing a bank was something she wanted to do before she dies, she told MyFoxOrlando.com. I hope going to jail was on her bucket list too, but who knows maybe she's already been there. Click on the pic for the full story.

Frozen Four field set; Badgers play RIT on April 8 at 4 p.m. CT

2010-03-29T19:11:00.000-07:00

The 2010 NCAA Men’s Frozen Four field is complete. Wisconsin (27-10-4), RIT (28-11-1), Boston College (27-10-3) and Miami (29-7-7) will gather at Detroit’s Ford Field on April 8 and 10 to determine the 2010 NCAA Men’s Ice Hockey national champion.Wisconsin will take on the RIT Tigers on Thursday, April 8 at 4 p.m. CT to open the festivities. Boston College faces Miami at 7:30 p.m. CT in the second semifinal.The winning teams from Thursday meet on Saturday, April 10 at 6 p.m. CT to determine a champion.The semifinals will air live on ESPN2 and ESPN360.com. The championship game airs live on ESPN and ESPN360.com. I don't really care about the big dance anymore, now that my bracket is completely screwed and the Badgers are out. I think that the hockey team has a great shot at winning the championship again and I know I'll be watching. Click on the pic for more info.

The Tiger Woods Mistress Count Reaches 15

2010-03-24T18:51:00.000-07:00

Adult film actress Devon James stepped forward yesterday as another of Tiger Woods' secret lovers, bringing his porn star count up to three and his total mistress count to 15. This latest news comes shortly after another porn actress, Joslyn James (er, no relation), published Tiger's racy texts on her website, which caused Tiger's long suffering wife, Elin Nordegren, to storm out of the couple's home.
Devon revealed her story on Sirius XM's Bubba the Love Sponge Show. She claims that the first time she met Tiger, he barely said hello before getting down to business, paying her $2,000 to have sex with him and another woman. Tiger continued to pay Devon for each threesome she participated in over the course of their 2 1/2 year affair. The porn star says she can back up her story with phone records and sexts similar to those Tiger sent to Joslyn. 6 Things We Learn About Tiger Woods From His Sexts
We're not sure if Devon got paid for her bombshell, or if she's waiting to get paid for more details, but her husband and manager, Nick James, says that she could have easily won the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, saying, "I know Devon would have smoked those girls out...she's way hotter than them." Hmm, that sounds like a challenge. No doubt Howard Stern is planning a pageant sequel right this minute.

The 5 Creepiest Unsolved Crimes Nobody Can Explain

2010-03-23T18:50:00.000-07:00

Robert Stack may be gone, but there are still unsolved mysteries. Click on the pic for the five creepiest unsolved crimes nobody can explain. You won't even have to call 1-800-876-5353.

Young me, Now me

2010-03-23T18:42:00.000-07:00

Website shows pics of people in the same poses, at the same location, wearing the same clothes, years later. It's kinda funny, most of the people just look older, fatter, and balder. It's worth checking out though, just click on the pic.

Want to go to your prom with her? It could happen.

2010-03-23T18:32:00.000-07:00

Dakota Ridge senior enjoys ultimate prom night.
"I hope I don't wake up too soon," said Conner Cordova, 18, seated at Jing Restaurant and on his way to his senior dance with Maxim model and Ultimate Fighting Championship ring girl Arianny Celeste, 24.
Why would he wake up? He's a senior at Dakota Ridge High School. She's, well, Arianny. Cordova had a crush on her and, via YouTube, begged her to come to the dance. She said, "Yes," and there she was Saturday night. Lucky bastard, that's really all I've got. Click on the pic for the full story.

For gasoline prices, it's time for the climb

2010-03-22T18:55:00.000-07:00

While prices at the pump aren't likely to reach the sticker-shock $4-plus highs of 2008, analysts anticipate gasoline will flirt with the $3-a-gallon mark over the summer, at least partly because of oil price speculation. I remember when I could just put a couple of bucks in and actually get somewhere, now it's an investment getting gas. The price of gas is probably my least favorite part of summer, because road trips are so much fun. Click on the pic for the full story.

Lego king clicking with art

2010-03-22T18:50:00.000-07:00

The 36-year-old New Yorker has spent ten years creating masterpieces from the kids' blocks. Now he is crossing the boundary into fine art with his Brick by Brick exhibition, due to open next week. The ex-lawyer's work includes life-size 3D sculptures which can take four weeks to complete. Lego's are great, I don't think that I'll ever be too old to play with them. Click on the pic for the full story.

Time To Make Back To The Furture 4

2010-03-19T21:11:00.000-07:00

The 36th Annual God's Country Racing Association is this weekend at the La Crosse Center. Maybe you'll see one of these.

Jesse James Mistress

2010-03-19T21:06:00.000-07:00

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James were blindsided by Michelle Bombshell McGee, a tattoo model, a couple of days ago. McGee came forward and admitted to having an affair with Jesse James while Sandra was off in Atlanta filming “The Blind Side.” I'm not against tattoos or anything but there is a line you can cross. I'm not a big fan of face tattoos and this chick has a forehead tattoo. I don't know what Jesse was thinking but he must be somewhat blind.

Happy St. Patty's Day!

2010-03-17T18:52:00.000-07:00

I love being Irish!

Green Bay's most stolen street sign? Mullet place

2010-03-16T18:51:00.000-07:00

The most frequently stolen street sign in Green Bay isn't Lombardi Avenue, Reggie White Way or Brett Favre Pass. The distinction goes to a short street on the city's southwest side. Its name brings to mind the helmet-style haircut of the 1980s — the cut perhaps best personified by country music singer Billy Ray Cyrus.
Mullet Place has disappeared so many times city crews have moved it higher on the street pole and out of reach.
Public Works manager Chris Pirlot jokes that the sign thief is probably in the witness protection program and doesn't want anyone to know where he lives — that or it's someone still stuck in the '80s. I never had one, but then again they just might make a comeback someday. I'll wait till then.

Woods will return to golf at Masters

2010-03-16T18:39:00.000-07:00

For Tiger Woods, this figures to be a Masters like no other.
Woods said Tuesday he will end more than four months of seclusion and play at Augusta National in three weeks, shielded by the most secure environment in golf as he competes for the first time since a sex scandal shattered his image.
"The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect," Woods said in a statement. "After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I'm ready to start my season at Augusta."
The Masters begins April 8. I think that we'll see the same old Tiger. I think he'll dominate. Click on the pic for the full story.

I grew my own breast implants...from the fat on my tummy

2010-03-15T18:45:00.000-07:00

It is the cosmetic procedure that sounds like many women's dream: increase the size of your breasts by up to a cup size, while taking inches off your tummy and thighs.
The operation, carried out under local anaesthetic, involves the patient having fat removed during liposuction, mixed with other body cells, and then reinjected into the breasts. Way to put that fat to good use! Click on the pic for the full story.

ABBA, Jimmy Cliff among Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees

2010-03-15T18:41:00.000-07:00

ABBA, Jimmy Cliff, Genesis, The Hollies and the Stooges will become the latest inductees in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Monday, officials said.
Other inductees this year include individual recipients of the Ahmet Ertegun Award -- record executive David Geffen and songwriters Jeff Barry, Otis Blackwell, Ellie Greenwich, Barry Mann, Mort Shuman, Jesse Stone and Cynthia Weil.
An induction ceremony is set for Monday night at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York. Click on pic for the story.