Woman fried, ate pet goldfish.

Authorities say a Houston-area woman who was angry with her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them. I eat goldfish all the time, but there the tasty goldfish cracker snack. This is just disgusting.

Man Sues Froot Loops for Not Being Frooty at All

Roy Werbel thought the two words meant the same thing and now he is mad as hell at Toucan Sam for his treasure chest of deceit. The man filed a lawsuit against Kellog's Froot Loops cereal in San Francisco federal court for allegedly intentionally misleading breakfast eaters into believing those delicious colorful loops were actually made from fruit. Next he'll go after Mountain Dew for not really being dew from a mountain....idiot.

Lucy of `Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' fame dies

The real life Lucy from the Beatles' song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" has died after a long fight against lupus. The death of Lucy Vodden at age 46 has been announced by St. Thomas' Hospital in London, where she was treated. The hospital said Monday she died after battling the disease for years.

WTF?

Wisconsin Tourism Federation changes name after internet jokes
The Wisconsin Tourism Federation has changed its name, after being made aware that its acronym WTF had become crude internet slang. I think that they should have kept it and said, Wisconsin WTF? Why not.

K-OverFed

Kevin Federline is finally hitting the gym — on reality TV, of course.
Britney Spears' baby daddy, who has recently piled on the pounds, is joining the cast of "Celebrity Fit Club," a representative for VH1 confirmed to People.com. The father of four has come a long way since his days as a back up dancer, and his rapidly expanding belly has been well documented thanks to TMZ's pool-side paparazzi.

Fla. cops caught playing video game during raid

A Florida sheriff says he is embarrassed that investigators from a narcotics task force were caught on camera playing a video game while searching a convicted drug dealer's house. Video obtained by WFLA-TV in Tampa shows several officers enthusiastically playing a Nintendo Wii bowling game after the task force entered the house to execute a search warrant.

Mackenzie Phillips says she had sex with her dad

Former child star Mackenzie Phillips said Wednesday her father, John Phillips, who was a leader of the 1960s pop group the Mamas and the Papas, raped her when she was a teenager and that her sexual relationship with him later became what she termed "consensual."
Mackenzie Phillips writes in her new book, "High on Arrival," that she had sex with her father on the night before she was to get married in 1979 at age 19, according to People magazine.

Red Hot Chili Peppers, LL Cool J, Kiss Lead 2010 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Nominees

The ballot for next year’s Rock and Roll Hall of Fame class is one of the most diverse ever: the Red Hot Chili Peppers, LL Cool J, Kiss and Genesis are up for nomination alongside the Stooges, Donna Summer, ABBA, Darlene Love, Laura Nyro, the Chantels, the Hollies and Jimmy Cliff.

The earlier a person takes his first drink, the more chances he or she will become an alcoholic later in life, according to a recent study.
Researchers at Washington University School of Medicine in St. Louis, said the age a person starts drinking may be more of a factor in alcoholism than genetics.

10 Dirty Little Restaurant Secrets

There's a reason most restaurants keep the kitchen doors closed -- and it's not just because it's so hot back there. It can be tough for restaurateurs to turn a profit and Slashfood has uncovered some of the ultra-dirty deeds even the best restaurants commit in order to pinch pennies. Read on for 10 true stories about the subtle, sneaky and sometimes downright disgusting ways restaurants cheat to save a buck -- and how you might be paying the price.

David Hasselhoff’s reported hospitalization for a dangerous level of alcohol in his bloodstream, if confirmed, means that he needs a long period of inpatient rehabilitation, followed by more aggressive outpatient treatment, in order to stay sober and stay alive. According to a report, Hasselhoff apparently at home with his 17-year-old daughter Hayley and had been drinking for more than a day when she called 911, worried that he wouldn’t survive the binge. He’d been hospitalized with a high blood alcohol level back in May, as well.

Bill Would Let NFL Teams Run Red Lights In Wis.

The state Senate is set to consider a bill that would allow NFL teams to run red lights on their way to Lambeau Field in Green Bay.The bill would permit police to escort any vehicle processions through red lights.Police asked for the bill to clarify whether they could escort processions through stoplights. So did the Radisson Paper Valley Hotel in Appleton, where Green Bay Packer opponents stay.

Wrestling's Dirty Secret

While many people think of wrestling as a big joke, there is one thing about wrestling that isn't funny. The death rate among wrestlers is alarmingly high. The first time time this story was covered by the national media was in 2003 on HBO's Real Sports with Bryant Gumble. That segment featured Vince McMahon mocking the interviewer and slapping the notes from his hands. In addition, the only wrestler to speak up for the wrestlers, Roddy Piper, was fired after the piece aired. Click on the pic to see the names of wrestlers that have died since 1985 before the age of 65. It's pretty unbelievable how many of these guys died.

O.J. Simpson's Ex-Girlfriend Said She Feared for Her Life

Christie Prody was a faithful girlfriend to O.J. Simpson for 13 years, even as her family members questioned why she would date a man who many still believe killed his ex-wife and her friend. But now Prody said that she often feared for her life during her rocky relationship with the former football star. She says she believes Simpson killed Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman in 1994, a belief that's based on comments Simpson made to her during their relationship.

Mo. man builds his own pickup truck from scrap

Johnny Bolton gets some funny looks as he drives his pickup around this northeast Missouri town — but he also gets the last laugh. He built the truck himself, using little more than spare parts, a tape measure and a welding torch. "And a lot of thinking,"

Taking showers 'can make you ill'

Showering may be bad for your health, say US scientists, who have shown that dirty shower heads can deliver a face full of harmful bacteria.
Tests revealed nearly a third of devices harbour significant levels of a bug that causes lung disease. Levels of Mycobacterium avium were 100 times higher than those found in typical household water supplies. M. avium forms a biofilm that clings to the inside of the shower head, reports the National Academy of Science.

Study: Drinkers Exercise Most

People who drink alcoholic beverages on a regular basis may be more likely than teetotalers to exercise -- and the more they drink, the more likely they are to work out, a new study shows. That's why I look like the Hulk (only yellow due to my cirrhosis of the liver).

Patrick Swayze succumbs to pancreatic cancer

Patrick Swayze, the hunky actor who danced his way into viewers’ hearts with “Dirty Dancing” and then broke them with “Ghost,” died Monday after a battle with pancreatic cancer. He was 57. They'll be dancing it up in heaven together with no one judging them.

Bermuda Triangle plane mystery 'solved'

Two of the so-called Bermuda Triangle's most mysterious disappearances in the late 1940s may have been solved. Scores of ships and planes are said to have vanished without trace over the decades in a vast triangular area of ocean with imaginary points in Bermuda, Florida and Puerto Rico. How did he figure this out when Robert Stack couldn't? Regardless I hoped that when he did figure it out he called 1-800-876-5353.

Kanye West + Award Shows = Him Acting Like A D-Bag

Rap star Kanye West has said sorry for interrupting the acceptance speech of singer Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Music Awards ceremony in New York. They should stop nominating him so he stops coming or, just don't allow him in.

Jim Carroll, poet and punk rocker, dead at 60

Jim Carroll, the poet and punk rocker who wrote "The Basketball Diaries," died Friday. He was 60.In the 1970s, Carroll was a fixture of the burgeoning downtown New York art scene, where he mixed with artists such as Andy Warhol, Patti Smith, Larry Rivers and Robert Mapplethorpe. His life was shaped by drug use, which he wrote about extensively. If you haven't seen or read "The Basketball Diaries," you need to. Great book, great movie.

Why 09/09/09 Is So Special

Have special plans this 09/09/09?Everyone from brides and grooms to movie studio execs are celebrating the upcoming calendrical anomaly in their own way. In Florida, at least one county clerk's office is offering a one-day wedding special for $99.99. The rarity of this Sept. 9 hasn't been lost on the creators of the iPod, who have moved their traditional Tuesday release day to Wednesday to take advantage of the special date. Focus Features is releasing their new film "9," an animated tale about the apocalypse, on the 9th.

Bed sharing 'bad for your health'

Couples should consider sleeping apart for the good of their health and relationship, say experts. Sleep specialist Dr Neil Stanley told the British Science Festival how bed sharing can cause rows over snoring and duvet-hogging and robs precious sleep. One study found that, on average, couples suffered 50% more sleep disturbances if they shared a bed.

My Favorite Team.........All Of Them

Ten LFL inaugural season teams are scheduled to compete in a 20-week season with games at major arenas and stadiums. The weekly broadcast is scheduled to be shot in 1080i high-definition for online streaming. Games will include two 15-minute halves and a ten-minute halftime.

Fiery truck crash in US turns wine shipment into cork-firing weapons

Battling an intensely hot fire after a cargo truck crashed on a highway, emergency crews were surprised to find themselves suddenly fired upon - by corks from exploding wine bottles inside.
"The corks were popping out of the bottles like the old Jiffy Pop (popcorn) we grew up with," Wyoming Highway Patrol Lt. Scott Keane said. "My trooper got hit in the arm with one."

Teen who cries blood gets help from experts

Calvino Inman had just stepped out of the shower one evening in May when a glimpse of his reflection in the mirror caused him to panic. "I looked up and saw myself, and I thought I was going to die," says the 15-year-old from Rockwood, Tennessee. His eyes were streaming tears of blood.

Pundits make a pitch to get Schilling into race

Add another name to the growing list of politicians and would-be politicians eyeing a run for Edward M. Kennedy’s Senate seat: former Red Sox ace Curt Schilling. Schilling, an athlete nearly as well known for his strong opinions as his performances, told Brad Puffer of New England Cable News in an interview yesterday that he has been contacted about a possible Senate run, and has not ruled it out.

Callie Rogers Lottery Winner

This story is proof positive that money cannot buy happiness. Callie Rogers was only 16 years old when she won the equivalent of $3.67 million US dollars through the UK lottery. Apparently, in the UK you do not have to be 18 to play the lottery. Like anyone else that has dreamed of winning the lottery or has actually won the lottery, Callie thought that her quality of life would be improved without any financial concerns.

Seventy days after his sudden death, Michael Jackson will be interred in what may or may not be his final resting place Thursday evening. Only his family and closest friends will attend the private burial starting at 7 p.m. PT (10 p.m. ET) inside the ornate Great Mausoleum on the grounds of Forest Lawn cemetery in Glendale, California.

This Would Be Ok With Me

There is a good possibility that sometime in the near future Lindsay Lohan will grace the pages of Playboy. Here’s the scoop:
If things go the way that Hugh Hefner wants them to, Lohan will be bearing it all for the adult magazine posing as Marilyn Monroe in a recreation of her famous naked swim scene from the movie “Something’s Got to Give,” according to popoholic.com.

Bank robber: I did it to get away from my wife

A Pennsylvania man said he robbed a bank in 2007 to go to jail and get away from his overbearing wife. At a sentencing hearing Monday, 39-year-old Anthony Miller said he robbed a bank in Ephrata because he wanted to leave his then-wife but she had threatened to commit suicide if he did.

Favre suspects he has cracked rib

Brett Favre told ESPN before the Minnesota Vikings' game on Monday that he suspects he may have a cracked rib.
Favre hasn't had an official diagnosis, but he says taking a deep breath causes discomfort. The 39-year-old quarterback wasn't listed on the injury report and no other other Vikings official mentioned the injury pregame. I think that he's on crack, somethings wrong with his head cause he wanted to be a Viking.

Get Ready

Americans, you might want to check on their sweaters and shovels — the Farmers' Almanac is predicting a cold winter for many of you.
The venerable almanac's 2010 edition, which goes on sale Tuesday, says numbing cold will predominate in the country's midsection, from the Rocky Mountains in the West to the Appalachians in the East.