Friday, January 29, 2010
Cardinals QB Kurt Warner retires from NFL

Kurt Warner has called an end to one of the great storybook careers in NFL history.The 38-year-old quarterback announced his retirement from the game on Friday after a dozen years in a league that at first rejected him, then revered him as he came from nowhere to lead the lowly St. Louis Rams to two Super Bowls, winning the first of them. I bet God told him to retire. Click on the pic for the full story.
Sunday night on CBS at 7pm.

Thursday, January 28, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Apple announces ‘iPad’ tablet

Monday, January 25, 2010
New advanced prostheses making amputees stronger than normal humans.

It makes sense, when you think about it. Aesthetically pleasing inanimate objects do attract people and inspire envy, whether it's an iPhone, nice shoes, or a Ferrari.
Nancy Kerrigan's brother goes all Tonya Harding on their father

Friday, January 22, 2010
Mistress Rents Billboard; Man Admits Affair

The billboards feature a picture of Charles Phillips, the president and director of software giant Oracle, and YaVaughnie Wilkins.
They also included the quote "You are my soulmate forever" and signed "cep," an apparent reference to Phillips. Click on the pic for the full story.
Burger King plans beer-selling Whopper Bar

Thursday, January 21, 2010
Jon Cryer's Ex-Wife Interviewed by FBI

The FBI is investigating an allegation of a murder for hire plot -- i.e., hitman -- against Cryer, costar of "Two and a Half Men." Someone has told the FBI the plot may involve Jon's bitter custody fight with Sarah. These guys from Two and a Half Men have really got some lady problems. First Charlie Sheen went to jail on Christmas for domestic abuse charges now Jon Cryers' ex wife is trying to have him killed. With Charlie Sheen in jail and Jon Cryer dead Two and a Half Men wouldn't really be that great of a show. Click on the pick for the full story.
Conan O'Brien -- Free at Last!

Swedish students stage beer pipeline protest at nearby brewery

Wednesday, January 20, 2010
The Manzier or Bro

Scientists in the UK suggest that chemicals in lipstick may lead to bigger breasts. This could be a really great thing or a terrible thing. What if your wife or girlfriend wears a lot of lipstick and you kiss her so much that it affects you and you get man boobs. Then you'd have to get a Manzier or Bro.
Apparently the tree gave this guy wood.

A man has been banned from a public park - after he allegedly tried to have sex with a tree. William Shaw, 21, has been ordered by a court not to enter Central Park in Airdrie after claims he attempted to bonk the plant. It is not the first bizarre sex charge to hit the headlines in Scotland.
In 2007 Steven Marshall, 19, admitted simulating sex with the pavement in Galashiels, Selkirkshire. In the same year Robert Stewart, 53, was caught by two cleaners having sex with a bicycle in his hostel room in Ayr.
I would have guessed San Francisco

Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Nevermore?

"I'm confused, befuddled," said Jeff Jerome, curator of the Poe House and Museum. "I don't know what's going on."
The tradition dates back to at least 1949, according to newspaper accounts from the era, Jerome said. Since then, an unidentified person has come every Jan. 19 to leave three roses and a half-bottle of cognac at Poe's grave in a church cemetery in downtown Baltimore.
The event has become a pilgrimage for die-hard Poe fans, some of whom travel hundreds of miles. About three dozen stood huddled in blankets during the overnight cold Tuesday, peering through the churchyard's iron gates hoping to catch a glimpse of the figure known only as the "Poe toaster."
Monday, January 18, 2010
Why beer is the latest hope in fight against cancer

Researchers at the German Cancer Research Centre in Heidelberg have discovered that beer contains a powerful molecule that helps protect against breast and prostate cancers.
Found in hops, the substance called xanthohumol blocks the excessive action of testosterone and oestrogen. It also helps to prevent the release of a protein called PSA which encourages the spread of prostate cancer. Click on the pic for the full story.
The Most Depressing Day of the Year

Thursday, January 14, 2010
What the hell's going on at NBC?

I Love Bacon!

Wednesday, January 13, 2010
Conan O’Brien Says He Won’t Host ‘Tonight Show’ After Leno

Conan O'Brien releases statement saying he will not take any lip from Leno's chin. I bet if you took this picture now it'd be a different finger Conan's using. NBC is full of a bunch of idiots, they only gave him seven months to get a following and now they want to dump him. Sounds like a Hollywood marriage. Click on the pic for the full story.
Haiti appeals for aid; officials fear 100,000 dead after earthquake

Thousands of injured people waited for care outside badly damaged hospitals, while an unknown number remained trapped inside collapsed buildings. Basic services like water and electricity were out, and Haitian President Rene Preval said his government needs help clearing streets so rescuers can reach some of the hardest-hit areas.
World's First 'Robot Girlfriend' Can Do More Than Chat
Okay if you get one of these just make sure you leave room on the couch for it so you can watch Star Trek together.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Woodson named top defensive player

McGwire apologizes to La Russa, Selig.

"I was given a gift to hit home runs," he told Bob Costas on MLB Network.
He told Costas that studying pitchers and making his swing shorter led to his increase in home runs and that he could have hit them without PEDs.
"I truly believe so," McGwire said. "I believe I was given this gift. The only reason I took steroids was for health purposes." He took them for health purposes huh, were his balls too big to safely fit in his cup? Click on the pic for the full story.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Doctors investigating a girl who spontaneously bleeds for no reason at all, say it's one of the strangest things they've ever seen. Period.

Twinkle Dwivedi, a 14-year-old who lives in northern India, has been spontaneously bleeding from her eyes, nose, hairline, neck and soles of her feet for the last three years. The bleeding can happen up to 50 times a day and result in the loss of litres of blood. Click on the pic for the full story.
Hundreds Strip In NYC For No-Pants Subway Ride

Friday, January 8, 2010
Baby Boomers Still Doing Drugs as Seniors

That's about 4.3 million adults over the age of 50 who are smoking marijuana, abusing prescription medication and engaging in other illicit drug activity -- a number that far exceeds that of their parents' generation. I would have never guessed. Click on the pic for the full story.
James Lewis, Suspect in the 1982 Tylenol Killings, Submitted DNA, Print Samples
Lewis, 63, and his wife, Leann, appeared at a closed hearing at the Middlesex Superior Court Wednesday to determine whether they have to submit to the grand jury's subpoena, according to sources close to the case. I think that if he is guilty they should wait till he has a headache and give him some Tylenol, even if it's not poisoned he'll be crapping his pants.
Leno heading back to late night as Conan given ultimatum

Tuesday, January 5, 2010
Casey Johnson Dies

Full body scanners may break child pornography laws

Monday, January 4, 2010
Guests snowed in for New Year at UK's highest pub
About 30 people arrived at the Tan Hill Inn in North Yorkshire on New Year's Eve to welcome in 2010. But the wintry weather conditions meant the residents were snowed in for a further two nights. I could think of worse places to be snowed in at. It looks like this place could be hard to get to when it's nice out let alone snowing. Click on the pic for the full story.
Identical twins born a decade apart on New Year's at Florida's Tampa General Hospital

Normally twins are born only minutes apart, but on New Year's Eve a Florida set was born with a decade between them. The Velasco twins were born at Tampa General Hospital during an emergency surgery, Tampa Bay Online reported. Marcello was delivered at 11:59:37 p.m., the last baby born at the hospital in 2009. Brother Stephano was delivered about a minute later at 12:00:02 a.m. on January 1, 2010. He was the first baby born at the hospital this decade. They will probably end up looking like these two, click on the pic for the full story.
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