Check out PETA's Tiger Woods billboard, funny stuff

If you can't see the fine print it says: ....for little tigers too. Help keep your cats (and dogs) out of trouble: Always spay or neuter. Who knew that PETA could be anything other than annoying.

Police find body of 'Growing Pains' star Andrew Koenig

A search party of missing actor Andrew Koenig's friends found his body Thursday in a sprawling Vancouver park, and his father later said that the 41-year-old "Growing Pains" star had taken his own life. It'd be kind of funny if he decided to do it by overdosing on Viagra. Click on the pic for the full story.

Fans Want Pole Dancing To Be Olympic Sport

For Japan's Mai Sato, watching all those gold medals being handed out in Vancouver is a bittersweet experience.Sato knows the demands of being the best. In her world, blisters are the rule, bruises a way of life. And the training—five hours a day, five days a week.The world champion in her sport, Sato is as athletic, dedicated and competitive as the Olympians representing their nations. And she thinks it's high time her discipline, too, got some real recognition. "I could definitely see pole dancing in the Olympics," said Sato, who, a dancer since the age of three, out-twirled a bevy of athletes from 11 countries at the second International Pole Dancing Fitness Championships in Tokyo two months ago. "I would love to win a gold medal." Still wanna watch curling? Click on the pic for the full story.

Killer whale lives up to it's name for the third time.

A killer whale has killed a 40-year-old female trainer at the SeaWorld marine park in Orlando, Florida. Officials described the incident as an accident, saying the woman fell in the water, but witnesses said the whale jumped up and grabbed her by the waist.
Guests were evacuated while fire crews tried to rescue the woman, but they were unable to revive her. The killer whale - called Tilikum - was also involved in the death of a trainer in Canada in 1991, reports said. They should switch the l and the k in his name around so people know he's dangerous. Oh, wait, he's a killer whale it should be pretty obvious then. Click on the pic for the full story.

You can't kill Rosie O'Donnell with a gun

A Florida woman said her love handles saved her life when she was shot entering an Atlantic City bar. If she wasn't so fat she wouldn't have gotten shot in the first place, right? If there was no love handle to shoot the bullet would have missed her. Click on the pic for the full story.

Plastic rubbish blights Atlantic Ocean

Scientists discover area of western North Atlantic where trash tends to accumulate, naming it "Detriot". Scientists have discovered an area of the North Atlantic Ocean where plastic debris accumulates.
The region is said to compare with the well-documented "great Pacific garbage patch".
Karen Lavender Law of the Sea Education Association told the BBC that the issue of plastics had been "largely ignored" in the Atlantic. Click on the pic for the full story.

Charlie Sheen enters rehab

Charlie Sheen's publicist announced Tuesday the actor has entered rehab and is taking a break from television's top-rated comedy, "Two and a Half Men," prompting the network to announce it is temporarily halting production of the show. This could kinda ruin the show cause he's pretty much playing himself. Click on the pic for the full story.

Boner Stabone Is Missing

Friends and Family Say the Actor Suffers from Depression
Andrew Koenig, better known as Boner, or Boner Stabone, on the 1980s sitcom "Growing Pains" is missing. His family is very concerned about the actor because they believe that he is suffering from severe depression. Andrew Koenig was last seen in Vancouver on February 14, 2010. He was in British Columbia to visit friends. His family including sister Danielle Koenig, father Walter Koenig and friends including Sarah Silverman, Doug Benson and Alyssa Milano have been involved in efforts to find Andrew Koenig. Click on the pic for the full boner story.

Just another heart attack

Former President Cheney hospitalized for another mild heart attack. I think that makes it bakers dozen. How the hell is this guy still alive? He had his first in 1978, when he was 37. I think he should be one of Bill Swerski's Superfans. Click on the pic for the full story.

Top 10 Most Dangerous Foods

Martha Stewart's trying to kill you! They're much more than a tailgating staple. In a new paper, the American Academy of Pediatrics says hot dogs are also a choking hazard to children and should come with a warning label. About 17% of food-related asphyxiations in those younger than 10 are caused by hot dogs, according to a 41-state study cited in the paper. The American Academy of Pediatrics went so far as to say that hot dogs should be redesigned to make it less likely that they will get lodged in the throats of the young. Click on the pic for the top ten most dangerous foods.

Marijuana use by seniors goes up

Long a fixture among young people, use of the country's most popular illicit drug is now growing among the AARP set, as the massive generation of baby boomers who came of age in the 1960s and '70s grows older. Click on the pic for the full story.

I'm Talking About Mountain Dews Baby

He's the best snowboarder in the world. Won gold again in the Olympics but slipped up a bit after winning gold in the last winter games. He was only 19 at the time and was giving a interview after winning gold and talked about getting free drinks. The reporter commented on the fact that he was under legal drinking age and he has a great save. Click on the pic to check out the video.

Americans are 'most attractive' people in the world, poll finds

Americans are the most attractive looking people in the world, according to a new survey. The United States, home to George Clooney and Jessica Simpson, came top in a poll of more than 5,000 globe-trotting Britons. In second place was Brazil while Spain, which boasts Hollywood actress Penelope Cruz as one of its natives, was third. Click on the pic for the full list.

30 Dumb Inventions

This one is definitely dumb, but it's nothing compared to some of the one's that are on the list. I wouldn't wear this 'hat' but if I knew someone that would they could be pretty valuable at certain time's. Click on the pic for the list of the 30 dumbest inventions.

'Rockmocker' confronts the inanity of classic rock lyrics

Most of us have heard Boston's "More Than A Feeling" so many times we don't think twice about singing along. But one day, Patrick Regan decided that not only did he not want to sing along with Brad Delp any longer, he had some serious questions for him.
Let me get this right. You roll over in bed, peek out the window, and find that the sun is gone. Not "obscured by clouds." Not "not yet risen." But gone. The solar system has ceased to exist as its eponymous center is no longer present. Do you panic? You do not. Do you cry out, your face instantaneously frozen in a hideous death mask? Hardly. What you do do is put on some music to start your day. That, ladies and gentlemen, is how real rockers roll. So goes the line of questioning at rockmocker.blogspot.com, a new site created by the Kansas City author to ponder the hidden meanings of a genre he readily admits was probably never made to be lyrically scrutinized. In only a few months of operation, the Rockmocker has already posed questions for Steve Miller, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Steve Miller and Journey, which he asked "How do passengers aboard the midnight train going anywhere know when they have arrived at their destination?"
So far, no classic rock heavyweights have responded. But for the Rockmocker, the fun is all in the asking. Click on the pic for the full story.

Priest charged with buying cocaine

Police announced yesterday that a 50-year-old Scranton-area priest was arrested on Jan. 30, after he allegedly bought some coke in North Philadelphia.
Narcotics cops stopped James B. Shimsky in his Jeep Liberty on 5th Street near Westmoreland, moments after he made the purchase, police said.
Shimsky, pastor of St. John Vianney Parish in Scott Township, Lackawanna County, had a "small quantity" of cocaine, and was charged with possessing a controlled substance, police said. William Genello, spokesman for the Diocese of Scranton, said Shimsky was placed on a leave of absence on Feb. 1.

How many Hail Marys does one have to say as penance for purchasing a wee bit of cocaine? The ironic thing is that his dealer's name is Jesus, weird huh?

Blazin’! The 10 Sexiest Celebrity Stoners

Hot chicks do everything that everyone else does they just look hot when the do it. And yes they do poop too. Click on the list for the 10 sexiest celebrity stoners, some of them will really surprise you.

It's Ture

New aerial photos from 9/11 attacks

This photo taken Sept. 11, 2001 by the New York City Police Department and obtained by ABC News, which claims to have obtained it under the Freedom of Information Act, shows smoke and ash engulfing the area around the World Trade Center in New York. Click on the pic to see more pics.

50 sexiest songs from Billboard magazine

Just in time for Valentine's Day, Billboard has ranked the 50 sexiest songs by popularity — and Al Green didn't even make the list. Click on the pic for the full list.

Betty White is Great

Screw Coffin

Getting screwed one last time in your life looks like the following patent by Donald Scruggs. Easy, cheap and decorative. I bet this is how Bob Vila is going to get buried. I kinda like this idea, it takes up less room and your head stone can be a duck or a fish. Click on the pic for more pics.

Sarah Palin's Hand Gets Job Done.

The White House Press Secretary just openly mocked Sarah Palin -- and he delivered the blow with the palm of his hand. Robert Gibbs just addressed the media with a mini grocery list written on his hand -- plus two smart-ass additions: Eggs, Milk, Bread (which was crossed out), Hope, Change. Click on the pic to see the pic of Robert Gibbs.

Brooklyn Decker: Sports Illustrated’s 2010 Swimsuit Cover Model

Andy Roddick might not be able to ever beat Rodger Federer on the tennis court, but he sure did beat him in the game of life after marrying Brooklyn Decker. She makes me want to travel the world. Click on the pic for more of her Sports Illustrated Swimsuit shots.

Saints win Super Bowl 44!

My prediction wasn't too far off I had the Saints-35 Colts-28. Too bad I didn't have any money on it.

Best and Worst Super Bowl Ads

My favorite was the Betty White one. She's great if there was a Betty White channel I'd definitely watch it. Click on the pic for the story.

Super Bowl 44

My prediction Saints-35 Colts-28

I would like to say that I'm taking the Colts, but in the last few days I changed my mind so now I'm going with the Saints. Colts have more experience and Peyton Manning, but for some reason I like the Saints. After the Saints win I hope they interview Drew Brees and do the classic, "Drew, you just won the Super Bowl now what are you going to do?" And instead of saying "I'm going to Disney World!" He says "I'm gonna have a mole removed!"

How to build a Super Bowl snack stadium

Reckless snacking is a given when you're watching the Super Bowl. So why not embrace your gluttony and build a snack stadium? I wouldn't take all the time to make it, but I would really like to eat it. Click on the pic for info on how to make your own snack stadium.

Q: What is the drunkest city in the U.S.?

A: Whatever city Paris Hilton is in.....wrong. That's a good guess though, right? What really surprised me was that there was not a city from Wisconsin on the list. Click on the pic to find out what city is the drunkest in America.

Leave the punkin' up to Ashton

A prank turns to terror on Milwaukee's north side.
It happened when a 21-year-old man thought it would be funny to scare his mother when she got home from shopping Thursday night.
He put on a ski mask, confronted her behind their home and pretended to rob her. That's when she pulled out a .357 revolver and fired several times.
Her son was hit at least twice by bullets, one of them to the groin. I bet it's the last time he pulls that one........literary.

MTV is having a vote to see where the Jersey Shore cast live for next season. Detroit is only barely in the lead. Let's fix that for them.

I've never seen the show but I've heard it's just a bunch of fun boy d-bags. Over the weekend, it was made offish: MTV is bringing Jersey Shore back for a second season. Where should the 'Jersey Shore' cast go for Season Two? Click on the pic to cast your vote.

Jury Awards Ex-Stripper $100K For DUI Wreck

A Jefferson County jury has awarded a former stripper $100,000 in a lawsuit in which she claimed the club that employed her failed to stop her from driving home after her on-the-job drinking. Patsy Hamaker of Bessemer was injured in a wreck after leaving work at The Furnace on Oct. 17, 2007. She said she can no longer dance because of her injuries. Sounds to me like it's her own fault that her Daddy didn't love her....I mean she got into the car accident. I wonder if she asked for it in all one's? Click on the pic for the full story.

Were screwed unless we get this guy.

Women have explosive breast implants. Agents for Britain's MI5 intelligence service have discovered that Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives. Damn terrorist ruin everything that we love in this country. Click on the pic for the full story.

Stab victim didn't feel blade.

This mugging victim had a six inch knife plunged deep into her back — and she didn't even feel it. Incredibly the 22-year-old, who was knifed by a mugger on her way home from work, failed to notice the appalling injury and managed to calmly stroll to safety. I fall to my knees in pain if I stub my toe so this chick makes me feel like a wuss, but that's alright cause I am. Click on the pic for the full story, but just to warn you there's a graphic

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Happy Groundhog Day!!

Six more weeks of winter, Phil says.
Don't put those cold weather clothes in storage just yet.
Punxsutawney Phil, the internationally known weather prognosticating groundhog, saw his shadow this morning and predicted six more weeks of winter. Thousands gathered on Gobbler's Knob in Jefferson County to await the groundhog's annual prediction. The Punxsutawney Groundhog Club said Phil has seen his shadow 98 times since 1887, hasn't seen it 15 times, and there are no records for nine years. Officially, the vernal equinox occurs at 1:32 p.m. March 20, marking the arrival of spring in the northern hemisphere -- six weeks, four days from today. Phil's weather predicting stems from a German tradition that says if a hibernating animal casts a shadow Feb. 2, the Christian holiday of Candlemas, winter will last another six weeks. Spring would come early if there is no shadow. Click on the pic for all the facts on Phil.

Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot. Yeah, he pretty much looks like you'd expect him too.

To some men, she might seem like the perfect woman: She's a willowy 5 feet 7 and 120 pounds. She'll chat with you endlessly about your interests. And she'll have sex whenever you please -- as long as her battery doesn't run out. Meet Roxxxy, who may be the world's most sophisticated talking female sex robot. For $7,000, she's all yours. "She doesn't vacuum or cook, but she does almost everything else," said her inventor, Douglas Hines, who unveiled Roxxxy last month at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas, Nevada. She should vacuum this guy is a idiot. Also I thought that for seven grand she'd look better, she looks weird. Click on the pic for the full story.

Tom Brady and Peyton Manning headline the complete 2000s NFL All-Decade Team, which the league revealed Sunday. NFL All-Decade teams are chosen every 10 years by the Pro Football Hall of Fame Selection Committee members. The 2000s will mark the ninth All-Decade team to be selected in NFL history. Click on the pic to see the full team.

Failin.gs Lets You Solicit Anonymous Feedback Online to Help You Improve.

Ever want to know what people think of you, but are too afraid or embarrassed to ask? A new Web site is promising to offer you a way to help you find out. Now in beta, Failin.gs is an online tool that lets users solicit anonymous feedback from people that they know. Once it's live in a couple of weeks, anyone will be able to create a profile, invite others to comment and then sit back as the (hopefully) constructive criticism pours in.

Scientists discover that if a dog is truly happy, he will wag his tail to the left.

Everyone knows that if a dog's ears are up and its tail is wagging vigorously, it is definitely pleased to see you. Now, scientists using a robot have found that the way dogs use their tails is more subtle than we thought and that dogs that wag them to the left may be more friendly. The animal psychologists discovered that when real dogs approached a life-sized black Labrador with a mechanical tail, they were less wary of it when it was wagging its tail on the left side of its body.
When the robot's tale wagged to the right side, far fewer dogs approached it in a confident manner. What if it doesn't have a tail? Some dogs don't have tails what do you do then? Also is it my left or the dogs left? I guess I'll just find out when it bits me or not. Click on the pic for the story.