Beer Sculptures

Well this is a work of art by itself, but click on the pic to see what an artist can do with 5,000 of them.

Span hits his own mother with foul ball

Denard Span's mother settled into her box seat, surrounded by 20 family members and friends, to watch her son lead off for the Minnesota Twins.Uh oh. Look out!In a shocking split-second, Span hit a hard foul ball that struck his mom in the upper chest Wednesday. She was treated by paramedics and back in the stands minutes later. Way to give your Mom a lucky souvenir. I would have charged the mound and blamed the pitcher for throwing THAT pitch. Click on the pic for the full story.

Jesse James in Arizona Rehab

A member of the medical team at a Tucson rehab facility tells TMZ Jesse James is a patient there. The facility -- Sierra Tucson -- specializes in drug, alcohol and sex addiction, as well as other disorders. Hey, it worked for Tiger. Click on the pic for the full story.

Javan teen chops off his penis

An Indonesian teenager chopped off his penis and tossed it down a well after learning his girlfriend intended to marry another man. Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.

That's not going to help his chances at getting her back at all. If he wanted to make a wish he should have thrown a penny down there, not his penis. Click on the pic for the full story.

Florida Woman Reportedly Robs Bank, Citing Her 'Bucket List'

What's on your bucket list?
For a Florida woman who says she suffers from leukemia and bipolar disorder, robbing a bank was something she wanted to do before she dies, she told MyFoxOrlando.com. I hope going to jail was on her bucket list too, but who knows maybe she's already been there. Click on the pic for the full story.

Frozen Four field set; Badgers play RIT on April 8 at 4 p.m. CT

The 2010 NCAA Men’s Frozen Four field is complete. Wisconsin (27-10-4), RIT (28-11-1), Boston College (27-10-3) and Miami (29-7-7) will gather at Detroit’s Ford Field on April 8 and 10 to determine the 2010 NCAA Men’s Ice Hockey national champion.Wisconsin will take on the RIT Tigers on Thursday, April 8 at 4 p.m. CT to open the festivities. Boston College faces Miami at 7:30 p.m. CT in the second semifinal.The winning teams from Thursday meet on Saturday, April 10 at 6 p.m. CT to determine a champion.The semifinals will air live on ESPN2 and ESPN360.com. The championship game airs live on ESPN and ESPN360.com. I don't really care about the big dance anymore, now that my bracket is completely screwed and the Badgers are out. I think that the hockey team has a great shot at winning the championship again and I know I'll be watching. Click on the pic for more info.

The Tiger Woods Mistress Count Reaches 15

Adult film actress Devon James stepped forward yesterday as another of Tiger Woods' secret lovers, bringing his porn star count up to three and his total mistress count to 15. This latest news comes shortly after another porn actress, Joslyn James (er, no relation), published Tiger's racy texts on her website, which caused Tiger's long suffering wife, Elin Nordegren, to storm out of the couple's home.
Devon revealed her story on Sirius XM's Bubba the Love Sponge Show. She claims that the first time she met Tiger, he barely said hello before getting down to business, paying her $2,000 to have sex with him and another woman. Tiger continued to pay Devon for each threesome she participated in over the course of their 2 1/2 year affair. The porn star says she can back up her story with phone records and sexts similar to those Tiger sent to Joslyn. 6 Things We Learn About Tiger Woods From His Sexts
We're not sure if Devon got paid for her bombshell, or if she's waiting to get paid for more details, but her husband and manager, Nick James, says that she could have easily won the Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant, saying, "I know Devon would have smoked those girls out...she's way hotter than them." Hmm, that sounds like a challenge. No doubt Howard Stern is planning a pageant sequel right this minute.

The 5 Creepiest Unsolved Crimes Nobody Can Explain

Robert Stack may be gone, but there are still unsolved mysteries. Click on the pic for the five creepiest unsolved crimes nobody can explain. You won't even have to call 1-800-876-5353.

Young me, Now me

Website shows pics of people in the same poses, at the same location, wearing the same clothes, years later. It's kinda funny, most of the people just look older, fatter, and balder. It's worth checking out though, just click on the pic.

Want to go to your prom with her? It could happen.

Dakota Ridge senior enjoys ultimate prom night.
"I hope I don't wake up too soon," said Conner Cordova, 18, seated at Jing Restaurant and on his way to his senior dance with Maxim model and Ultimate Fighting Championship ring girl Arianny Celeste, 24.
Why would he wake up? He's a senior at Dakota Ridge High School. She's, well, Arianny. Cordova had a crush on her and, via YouTube, begged her to come to the dance. She said, "Yes," and there she was Saturday night. Lucky bastard, that's really all I've got. Click on the pic for the full story.

For gasoline prices, it's time for the climb

While prices at the pump aren't likely to reach the sticker-shock $4-plus highs of 2008, analysts anticipate gasoline will flirt with the $3-a-gallon mark over the summer, at least partly because of oil price speculation. I remember when I could just put a couple of bucks in and actually get somewhere, now it's an investment getting gas. The price of gas is probably my least favorite part of summer, because road trips are so much fun. Click on the pic for the full story.

Lego king clicking with art

The 36-year-old New Yorker has spent ten years creating masterpieces from the kids' blocks. Now he is crossing the boundary into fine art with his Brick by Brick exhibition, due to open next week. The ex-lawyer's work includes life-size 3D sculptures which can take four weeks to complete. Lego's are great, I don't think that I'll ever be too old to play with them. Click on the pic for the full story.

Time To Make Back To The Furture 4

The 36th Annual God's Country Racing Association is this weekend at the La Crosse Center. Maybe you'll see one of these.

Jesse James Mistress

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James were blindsided by Michelle Bombshell McGee, a tattoo model, a couple of days ago. McGee came forward and admitted to having an affair with Jesse James while Sandra was off in Atlanta filming “The Blind Side.” I'm not against tattoos or anything but there is a line you can cross. I'm not a big fan of face tattoos and this chick has a forehead tattoo. I don't know what Jesse was thinking but he must be somewhat blind.

Happy St. Patty's Day!

I love being Irish!

Green Bay's most stolen street sign? Mullet place

The most frequently stolen street sign in Green Bay isn't Lombardi Avenue, Reggie White Way or Brett Favre Pass. The distinction goes to a short street on the city's southwest side. Its name brings to mind the helmet-style haircut of the 1980s — the cut perhaps best personified by country music singer Billy Ray Cyrus.
Mullet Place has disappeared so many times city crews have moved it higher on the street pole and out of reach.
Public Works manager Chris Pirlot jokes that the sign thief is probably in the witness protection program and doesn't want anyone to know where he lives — that or it's someone still stuck in the '80s. I never had one, but then again they just might make a comeback someday. I'll wait till then.

Woods will return to golf at Masters

For Tiger Woods, this figures to be a Masters like no other.
Woods said Tuesday he will end more than four months of seclusion and play at Augusta National in three weeks, shielded by the most secure environment in golf as he competes for the first time since a sex scandal shattered his image.
"The Masters is where I won my first major and I view this tournament with great respect," Woods said in a statement. "After a long and necessary time away from the game, I feel like I'm ready to start my season at Augusta."
The Masters begins April 8. I think that we'll see the same old Tiger. I think he'll dominate. Click on the pic for the full story.

I grew my own breast implants...from the fat on my tummy

It is the cosmetic procedure that sounds like many women's dream: increase the size of your breasts by up to a cup size, while taking inches off your tummy and thighs.
The operation, carried out under local anaesthetic, involves the patient having fat removed during liposuction, mixed with other body cells, and then reinjected into the breasts. Way to put that fat to good use! Click on the pic for the full story.

ABBA, Jimmy Cliff among Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees

ABBA, Jimmy Cliff, Genesis, The Hollies and the Stooges will become the latest inductees in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame on Monday, officials said.
Other inductees this year include individual recipients of the Ahmet Ertegun Award -- record executive David Geffen and songwriters Jeff Barry, Otis Blackwell, Ellie Greenwich, Barry Mann, Mort Shuman, Jesse Stone and Cynthia Weil.
An induction ceremony is set for Monday night at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York. Click on pic for the story.

High-Tech Headstones Let You Speak From Beyond the Grave

Launched by Objecs, LLC last month, Personal RosettaStones are iPod-sized stone tablets embedded with RFID (Radio Frequency Identification) tags that can store up to 1,000 words and a picture. When they're near a mobile phone equipped with compatible technology, the information in the microchip is beamed right on to the cell phone screen. Objecs says the tags, which can be affixed to headstones, can last for up to 3,200 years. I thinking Billy Mays would still be trying to sell you something. If I have one I think that mine will say "don't have a heart attack, they hurt like hell" or something like that. Click on the pic to read the full story.

Don't Forget To Change Those Clocks

Time to spring forward, finally more daylight means spring is just around the corner. It's about time if you ask me.

Wal-Mart greeters are normally nice.

Retiree says he punched kids in Wal-Mart because it was fun. Police: "He told us it was because they were unable to defend themselves". What? Wait a second.....there was an old crazy person at Wal-Mart, that has to be a first. Click on the pic for the full story.

The Daily Beast says Cincinnati is America’s craziest city

Keep Austin Weird—the famous slogan from Austin, Texas, was conceived as a marketing tool, but it’s grown for some into a mantra. And why not? It’s been a rough couple of years. Those that don’t embrace a bit of zaniness risk having it consume them.
For these crazy times, The Daily Beast decided to rank America’s craziest cities—more specifically, the 57 largest metropolitan areas—using four criteria: psychiatrists per capita, stress, eccentricity and drinking levels. I've been there and the only crazy thing is that people actually call it home, cause it's lame. Click on the pic for the full story.

Even in Old Age, Men Want Sex More Than Women Do

Spring is coming, and a young man's thoughts turn to ... you know. Apparently, old men's thoughts turn to the same subject. According to an article to be published Wednesday in the British Medical Journal, 67% of men ages 65 to 74 said they had been sexually active in the past year, compared with just 40% of women in that age group. Everyone knows young men think constantly about sex, but many guys remain interested in sex until they are almost dead: more than one-third of men ages 75 to 85 said they had sex in the past 12 months, compared with just 17% of women in that age group. This story is kinda like...duh. But, it's worth reading so click on the pic.

Hollywood Stars Phobias

Check out your favorite celebrities phobias, George Hamilton isn't afraid of tanning beds by the way. Just click on the pic.

Is That Why She's Always Cooking?

Romanian street sign warns drivers of 'drunk pedestrians'

Officials in Pecica, a village town about 13 miles from the Hungarian border in the country’s west, ordered the bright red signs, complete with the phrase “Attention - Drunks”. The 10 road signs, which also show a person crawling on their knees while clutching a glass in one hand, were erected in popular nightspot areas close to the city's bars and restaurants. You've got to agree that this is pretty funny, right? I mean the sign alone is hilarious, plus the story is pretty good too. You can check out the story just by clicking on the pic.

Shaving Lady Causes Crash

Megan Mariah Barnes caused a two-car crash on Cudjoe Key last week. That's because Barnes was shaving. And it wasn't her legs. Not only was Barnes driving illegally, having lost her license the day before when she was convicted of DUI with a prior in an Upper Keys court, but she was shaving her bikini line while her ex-husband steered from the passenger seat. "She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be 'ready for the visit,'" Trooper Gary Dunick told The Citizen. "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it." "About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot...who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this,'" Dunnick said. "Well, this takes it." That's pretty weird stuff man, click on the pic for the full story.

Corey Haim officially out of the running for Lost Boys sequel

Actor Corey Haim died this morning of an apparent overdose -- possibly accidental -- according to LAPD. He was 38. I always liked him in Lucas and The Lost Boys. Another young actor that died too soon. Click on the pic for the full story.

Mush, mush, mush, mu....wait what were we doing?

Every human competitor now running the Iditarod Trail Sled Dog Race will be tested for alcohol and illegal drugs on the trail for the first time in the history of the 1,100-mile race - a change defending champion Lance Mackey believes is directed at him. No matter who it's directed at I'm pretty sure a lot of the competitors do one or the other. It's an 1,100 mile race in freezing temps in the middle of no where, alone. What else are they sposed to do? If they do this I'm pretty sure they won't have any competitors. Click on the pic for the full story.

Accuser: Big Ben Assaulted Me in Bathroom

The woman accusing Ben Roethlisberger of sexual assault told police the whole thing went down inside the women's restroom of a Georgia nightclub. Big Ben's in big trouble, at least Favre just threw picks, and now he's not even our problem. Click on the pic for the full story.

Window cleaner killed himself with giant souvenir pencil

The East Sussex coroner Alan Craze told the Hastings inquest: “It’s a mystery to me. If you were choosing to take your own life, that’s not the way you would do it.
“It seems to me that it can’t have been a single stab wound. He seems to have worked on it. The pencil was blunt.” Mr Burton’s sister Patricia Goodell told the hearing the pencil had sentimental value to her brother as it once belonged to their late mother. That's an interesting way to do it i guess, the wrong way if you ask me that had to hurt so bad. Click on the pic for the full story.

Betty White has confirmed that she’ll appear on Saturday Night Live

Betty White has confirmed that she’ll appear on Saturday Night Live, according to People. While attending Elton John’s Oscar viewing party, the magazine asked White, “Are you doing Saturday Night Live?,” and the actress said, “Yes.” But White did not offer up any further details. Neither White’s agent or a rep for SNL could confirm White’s statements. The Golden Girls star has been the subject of a growing online campaign to get the legend to host SNL. She is such a national treasure. I hope they do some kind of Golden Girls skit, cause that show was great, right up there with Mr. Belvedere. They should also do a Password skit. Other than that I guess I don't know what they could do with a 88 year old host.

He’ll dump your lover for you over the phone – and post it online

In most of his previous relationships, Bradley Laborman has been the dumpee rather than the dumper. But the 35-year-old from Mount Pleasant, Iowa, has found a way to turn that ratio around – and make some cash doing it.
Last fall, Mr. Laborman launched IDUMP4U.com, an e-business through which strangers pay him $10 to break up with their significant others by phone. He posts some of the heart-wrenching, sleazy and just-plain-uncomfortable recordings of the calls on his YouTube channel. It's pretty bad if you have to use this guy or anyone for that matter to end a relationship for you, but if you click on the pic you can also see why it's funny.

Oscar Recap

“The Hurt Locker” won the top two prizes at Sunday's Academy Awards, taking home the best picture trophy and the best director honor for Kathryn Bigelow.
Bigelow is the first woman in the 82-year history of the Oscars to earn Hollywood's top prize for filmmakers. Not really any surprises except for maybe "The Hurt Locker" winning best picture over "Avatar". But, I think that it was the right choice even though I haven't seen "The Hurt Locker" it's based on a true story, "Avatar" not so much. Click on the pic for the full story.

Marty Stouffer Would Be Impressed

A 46-year-old bird enthusiast from Zion visited the Nachusa Grasslands a few weeks back with one main goal: catch a glimpse of a rare prairie falcon that had been spotted in the Downstate preserve.Camera, binoculars and spotting scope in tow, Eric Walters ended up with something else: snapshots of a golden eagle hunting seemingly impossible prey -- a grown white-tailed deer."It was really, really exciting to see one," Walters said, referring to the golden eagle. "And to see one hunting, going for a kill -- I've never seen that before. And then to see a golden try to take something out significantly heavier . . . hunting a deer is off the charts." Click on the pic to see the photos.

Oscar Night Drinking Game

Don't like the Oscars? Well, if you like drinking you could have a blast watching them this Sunday. Click on the pic for the Oscar's drinking game. Could be fun, too bad it's on a Sunday.

13 Funny Road Signs

Keep your eyes on the road for hilarious real-life signs like these and start laughing. Click on the pic to see the rest.

It's National Procrastination Week

It's National Procrastination Week! Let's celebrate it by not honoring it till next week. I would have told you before Thursday, but I was putting it off. Actually the whole thing behind it is to teach you ways not to procrastinate. I'll check out the article later, if you want to just click on the pic.

Fake survivorman fan found dead in Muskoka wilderness

Just before dawn on Thursday morning, Richard Code disappeared into the darkness and lit out for the Ontario wilderness, bringing little more than a few supplies and the skills he had learned from watching Survivorman, a reality show about subsisting in the bush.
The 41-year-old left behind a note, asking his landlady to call police if he failed to return by Sunday night. On Monday, she reported him missing and on Wednesday afternoon, Code’s body was found in a marshy, snowed-in area just north of Huntsville.
Police say Code’s death is not considered suspicious at this time and his brother Stephen Code said OPP have informed him that the cause of death was hypothermia. Unless your completely and totally bad ass like Les or Bear don't try to be cause you'll end up like this guy. I love these shows and the wilderness, but I still like to have a tent and other basic outdoors equipment. Click on the pic for the full story.

"A lot of us are screwed", admits porn star

Monica Mayhem had become accustomed to a certain degree of luxury in her sex life.
The Brisbane-born, US-based porn veteran once worked in Bel Air mansions, enjoying the pampering associated with dedicated costume designers and hefty budgets.
Then the internet came along. Like video killed the radio star, the bright lights of the world's pornographic film industry are being bound, gagged and held to ransom by the world wide web. Oh, boo hoo your still getting paid to have sex, must suck. Click on the pic for the full story.

Oops!

Some very special pieces of Canadian Olympic hockey equipment are missing.
The gloves and stick used by Sidney Crosby to score the winning goal in Canada's gold medal victory over the U.S. at the Vancouver Winter Olympics on Sunday are unaccounted for, Hockey Canada said Tuesday night. Crosby flung the equipment into the air after his overtime goal in Canada's dramatic 3-2 win.
"After the game, with all the celebration and everything, the equipment was all collected and it was being put in the players' bags," said Johnny Misley, Hockey Canada's executive vice-president of hockey operations. "(It) was noticed that Sidney's stick - that he scored the winning goal with - and his gloves, were missing.
"We're doing a little bit of an investigation to find out what happened."
Misley said the Hockey Hall of Fame initially requested Crosby's stick for its collection.
"There was a request for Sid's stick at the time, but at that time we knew it was missing so we couldn't give it to them." Oops, they "misplaced" the gold medal's too. Nah, they didn't but why would they even want this stuff? That's like wanting Michael Phelps speedo's from the last summer Olympic's, and why would you want that? Click on the pic for the full story.

New 'Dancing With the Stars' cast revealed

Host Tom Bergeron and former finalist Melissa Rycroft revealed the cast Monday. It includes Pamela Anderson, astronaut Buzz Aldrin and reality stars Kate Gosselin and Jake Pavelka. Also competing for the mirrorball trophy will be: gold medal figure skater Evan Lysacek, sportscaster Erin Andrews, singer Nicole Scherzinger, football star Chad Ochocinco and actors Shannen Doherty, Aiden Turner and Niecy Nash. Their kind of stretching the stars thing don't you think? The only one I'd want to watch dance is Pam, and that's only if it's on a pole. Click on the pic for the full story.

Chile earthquake may have shortened days

The massive 8.8 earthquake that struck Chile may have changed the entire Earth's rotation and shortened the length of days on our planet, a NASA scientist said Monday.
The quake, the seventh strongest earthquake in recorded history, hit Chile Saturday and should have shortened the length of an Earth day by 1.26 microseconds (millionths of a second), according to research scientist Richard Gross at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory in Pasadena, Calif. I've noticed the difference right away, how about you? Click on the pic for the full story.

Guinness World Records

Largest hamburger commercially available
The largest commercially available hamburger is 74.75 kilograms (164.8 pounds) and is available for $399 on the menu at Mallie’s Sports Grill & Bar in Southgate, Mich., as of Aug. 29, 2008. Click on the pic for other Guinness World Records that really don't make a lot of sense.

The Vancouver Games: A Gold in Drinking

The city of Vancouver and the ski village of Whistler are terrific hosts for these Olympic Games. The air is clean, the public transit is scarily efficient, and the harbors, with snowcapped mountains for a backdrop, are picturesque. Whistler, two hours to the north and home to the skiing, sliding and Nordic events, is a winter wonderland. But let's face it: if public intoxication were an Olympic sport, Vancouver and Whistler would own the podium. The ultimate confirmation came from John Powers, the Boston Globe's esteemed Olympics writer who has covered 17 Games, starting with Montreal in 1976. Since then, he has missed only one Olympics, Moscow in 1980, which the U.S. boycotted. When asked if Vancouver is setting Olympic records for revelry. "It is, by far," he said. "There's just a couple of thousand people every night with nothing to do, no tickets, concentrated downtown. It's their chance to live the dream. So it wasn't just the women's hockey team, which by the way made the men's team look like a bunch of sissy's for not getting loaded on the ice after their win. But apparently it's the whole country. Click on the pic for the full story.