Star High-School Player is a 22-Year-Old Impostor

Police say a West Texas high school student who starred for the school's basketball team this season turns out to be a 22-year-old naturalized citizen from Haiti. The Odessa American reports Guerdwich Montimere has been charged with presenting false identification to a peace officer. That's after police confronted him about his identity. Ector County school district officials said Montimere posed as Jerry Joseph, a 16-year-old sophomore at Odessa's Permian High School. School district officials grew more suspicious when they contacted U.S. immigration officials, who eventually confirmed the alleged charade. Montimere is in the Ector County jail in Odessa with bond set at $500. He faces six months in jail and a $2,500 fine. Jail officials had no attorney listed for Montimere.

I think that this guy could be in a lot more trouble because when I was in high school the star basketball players always got the girls. He's 22 high school girls are mostly under 18 which means.....he's screwed. Click on the pic for the full story.

3D Double D's, Awesome!!

Playboy readers who can only imagine what it would look like if a centerfold jumped right off the page are getting new specs to help them see into Hef's world.
The magazine's June edition hits newsstands Friday equipped with 3-D glasses. Now the toy that has kids dodging dragons, meatballs and tall blue aliens at the movies will help adults focus on what is, at first glance, a very blurry Playmate of the Year.
"What would people most like to see in 3-D?" asked Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. "Probably a naked lady." Hef may be old but he still knows what his "readers" want. Click on the pic for the full story.

Maxim magazine has released its annual "Hot 100"

Katy Perry, the effervescent singer who turned I KISSED A GIRL into an international anthem, has hit another #1 with a bullet: The Maxim Top 100 List. Yes, a list of "girls," aka women, who the editor-in-chief think are "hot." In fact, he thinks Katy deserves the toppermost spot because she is a "quadruple threat" of Hotness -- smart, cool, pretty and she knows how to skateboard. Wow! If only we had all known that's all it took! :)
Perry took top spot over a number of other attractive ladies of the culture we call POP, including Rihanna, Megan Fox and comedienne Emma Stone, who was so funny in THE HOUSE BUNNY and is moving up the Hollywood ladder with several upcoming films. I like this year's winner, if that's what you call her. You can check out the whole list just by clicking on the pic.

SNAKE IN A WOMAN'S STOMACH.

A woman living in Mercer, C.W. has for four years past been afflicted with a singular diffculty in her stomach. A few months since it became the incontrovertible opinion of the most skillful physicians, that the increasing difficulty has been the growth of a snake in the stomach. It has grown so large now that it distends the stomach so as to produce a bunch upon the outside as large as a quart bowl. Upon pressing this bunch with the hand, the reptile recoils and produces great distress in the stomach. When fish or meat is being cooked in the room, if the snake is not satisfied with food, it rises up in the throat producing strangulation. When desiring food it manifests it by rising up in the throat. Physicians can see no way in which the snake can be removed without certain death to the woman. Mrs. EVERS is about 35 years of age. She is, of course, feeble in health now, but is around the house. I want to know how it got in there so it doesn't happen to me, this would suck. Click on the pic for the rest of the story.

Lawrence Taylor rape case: Ex-Giant admits paying teen hooker $300, but didn't know her age

Lawrence Taylor admitted paying a hooker $300 for sex — but may not have known she was just 16.
The revelation that Taylor fessed up to patronizing a prostitute was contained in a criminal complaint against accused pimp Rasheed Davis that was released before he was to be arraigned Friday in Manhattan federal court on sex trafficking charges. He was my favorite player growing up and I remember being crushed when I heard about his drug problem. Then I thought that he was on the right track, cleaned himself up and got his life together then this happens. I hope that it's what his wife and lawyer are saying, a set up. Click on the pic to read the story.

Billboard's list of Hot Music Moms

With Mother's Day coming up I thought that it would be a good idea to show some rocking Mom's that look good doing it. Click on the pic to see Billboard's 21 hot rocking Mommas.

Gross things people do on flights

READING porn magazines, joining the mile-high club solo and emptying a colostomy bag are some of the grossest things plane passengers are reported to have committed.
A sick list has been compiled by travel website Jaunted, with passengers revealing a dirty dozen of stomach-churning onboard experiences. Like getting on a plane isn't bad enough with the lines and checking your bags and yada yada yada, now you have to think about people doing gross stuff. I like road trips better anyway. Click on the pic for the full story.