Did Derek Jeter infect Jessica Alba with herpes? We attempt to connect the dots of this sordid six degrees of sexual separation. We don't get much more low-brow than this but think of it as a PSA of sorts, in case you happen to find yourself in bed with Jessica Alba. If you do find yourself in bed with Alba, it's probably worth it. Scarlett Johansson, definitely.Tuesday, October 27, 2009
Hollywood Herps
Did Derek Jeter infect Jessica Alba with herpes? We attempt to connect the dots of this sordid six degrees of sexual separation. We don't get much more low-brow than this but think of it as a PSA of sorts, in case you happen to find yourself in bed with Jessica Alba. If you do find yourself in bed with Alba, it's probably worth it. Scarlett Johansson, definitely.
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