Swedish troops in Afghanistan in trouble for not paying local women for "massages". Don't worry the story has a happy ending.

In a written internal document submitted from Swedish headquarters at Camp Northern Lights, Gender Field Adviser Captain Krister Fahlstedt of Afghanistan force FS17 took exception to an army contract specifying that on-base massage services should be provided exclusively by men. I didn't know the Swiss had an army. Oh, wait, they have those cool knifes.