Monday, June 29, 2009

TripAdvisor: New York City was the No. 1 favorite city

Billy Mays Dead at 50

Vince Schlomi Wins. Brash TV pitchman Billy Mays, whose ubiquitous ads for household products like OxiClean and Orange Glo made him a pop icon, was found dead at his Tampa home on Sunday morning.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

The King is Dead at 50

Singer Michael Jackson dead at 50
Newspaper reports pop star wasn’t breathing when ambulance arrived. All the kings die too young, Elvis, Jim Morrison(Lizard King), Jacko. I'd rather be a prince he's still alive.

Guy Gets Frito-Laid

A woman pleaded no contest last week to prostitution charges, accused of agreeing to be paid for services with a box of chips by a man who said he was a Frito-Lay employee.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

I would have had her at #1.

FHM's 100 Sexiest Women In The World '09

This is not cool.

It would be the least-surprising news of the summer -- Brett Favre joining the Vikings.
WCCO-TV in Minneapolis reported Tuesday that a source has told them that Favre and the Vikings have reached agreement on a contract that is heavy with incentives.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Happy Father's Day

Ten really bad gift ideas for Dad on his special day. Happy Father's Day to all Dad's. Thanks to mine for giving me that first sip off beer. Oh yeah, and a life.

Thursday, June 18, 2009

3 Chihuahuas Corner Angry Mountain Lion In Garage

Size really doesn't matter, as a trio of Chihuahuas proved by cornering a full-grown, adult mountain lion in their owner's garage, reports CBS station KCBS-TV in Los Angeles. Maybe the mountain lion stole a gordita.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

MillerCoors donating 8,000 cases of beer to troops

MillerCoors is donating 8,000 cases of beer that will be shipped to U.S. troops in the Middle East in time for the Fourth of July.
The donation is being made as part of program launched by Pizzas 4 Patriots (website), a nonprofit organization created to support service men and women that is in its second year of delivering food and beverages to the troops overseas.

Drink spiking a myth: WA study

Drink spiking is largely a myth and far more likely to be an excuse young women use after they become heavily intoxicated, according to WA research. And if you have to spike this chicks drink in the back round. You've got bigger problems than you think.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

A-Team Movie

Bradley Cooper and Liam Neeson are officially in discussions for a feature film adaptation of the 80’s TV series “The A-Team.” The movie, currently going by the simple title The A-Team, is being directed by Joe Carnahan (Smokin’ Aces). Ridley and Tony Scott are producing.

Hey I like what you guys are wearing. Where can I get one of those outfits?

I pretty sure that Favre is back on the pills. Somethings wrong because nobody really wants to be a Viking.

Monday, June 15, 2009

Blarney Stone

According to legend, whoever kisses the Blarney Stone is gifted with eloquence and presuasiveness. And possibly herpes. It's the most "germiest attraction". Click on the pic to see the top five.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Sounds like somebody's using their paper not for writing but for rolling doobie's

Student caps off speach wiht a little doobie. At the end of his speech Tuesday urging legalization of marijuana, a 17-year-old Peninsula High School student pulled out a joint, lit it and smoked away. Then he ate the remains.

Penal Tour de France pedals off

Nearly 200 French prisoners are preparing to take to their bikes in the first ever penal Tour de France. Maybe they'll find the next Lance Armstrong. Or wait, I meant lose him.

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

New Hampshire man arrested for the 153rd time

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. - A New Hampshire man has been arrested for the 153rd time, this time after he was accused of punching someone in the face over the weekend. Maybe the 153rd time is the charm for this guy.

What Chain-Food Favorites Cost in Exercise

My "two scoops won't hurt and neither will these french fries" approach to eating doesn't lend itself well to swimsuit season. Although the beach treks may have begun, there is time to make change. So, let me have it. What's that ice cream going to cost me in workout minutes?


VASSALBORO, Maine - Fire investigators concluded that a fast-moving blaze that destroyed a topless coffee shop in Maine was deliberately set. That's such a waste of fire.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

That's too many little crap machines

With Jon & Kate on Separate Vacations, TLC Looking for the Next Plus 8? Octomom has to be licking those lips. Or at least trying.

Monday, June 1, 2009

What a weird looking dude.

Hours after being beaten into second place on the “Britain’s Got Talent” TV show, Susan Boyle, an instant celebrity who rose from obscurity to global renown and recognition, was taken from a London hotel to a private clinic under police escort Sunday night, the police and her associates said Monday. I'm I the only one that's thinking plastic surgery?

This guy didn't think out all of his options.

A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday. He could have just ran off with the other girl. Good luck getting a girlfriend now.