Friday, April 30, 2010

Women to march topless through Farmington

The forecast calls for sunny skies, and some people are ready to put the top down. In Farmington, Maine, they're not talking about a convertible. They're talking about the dozens of women who'll be marching topless downtown. The women want to be able to go shirtless in the summer, just as men sometimes do. I would have showed up, but just to show my support and that's all, oh yeah, and to see the ta tas

The 7 Ballsiest Pranks You Won't Believe Actually Worked

One of the largest scale and most expensive pranks in human history was kept secret for 50 years. The perpetrators were a team of artists in the U.S. Army, and the victim was Hitler. And what they did was more ridiculous than anything the zaniest of movie fraternities could have come up with.
After the American military landed in France after D-Day, they faced a German war machine that by this time was good and pissed off. Borrowing something straight out of Wile E. Coyote's playbook, they set out to baffle the Nazis with a completely separate army armed with nothing but fake inflatable tanks. What the Germans thought was a 30,000-man armored battalion was in fact a thousand artists (mostly art students recruited for the task) wearing fake uniforms, sending out fictional battle reports over the radio (complete with a war sound effects record playing in the background) all while trying to keep their tanks from getting knocked over by the wind. This is crazy, great, but crazy. I've never heard of this before which makes it even crazier. Click on the pic for the other six stories.

Thursday, April 29, 2010

'I'm in love with my grandson and we're having a baby'

Pearl Carter is positively glowing with joy. She has a handsome new boyfriend, is enjoying an active sex life after many years of celibacy and, amazingly, is preparing to become a mother again.
But the retired grandmother isn't carrying the baby herself. She and her young lover have spent a staggering $54,000 hiring a surrogate to help them with their dreams of having a child.
What makes Pearl's decision to become a mum again even more shocking is that her new boyfriend is her biological grandson, 26-year-old Phil Bailey. Um, this is just gross. Click on the pic for the full story.

He Says Thumbs Down To Food And Water

SCIENTISTS are studying an 82-year-old man who claims he has not had any food or drink for 70 years.
Prahlad Jani’s claims are being put to the test at a hospital in Ahmedabad, where he is being closely monitored and studied by India’s Defence Research Development Organisation, which believes he may have a quality which could help save lives, The Telegraph reports. He has so far spent six days without food or water under the strict observation of doctors who say his body is yet to show any signs of hunger or dehydration. Mr Jani is regarded as a "breatharian" who can live a "spiritual life-force" alone. He believes he is sustained by the "elixir" of a goddess. Nutritionist says he could die in days. You don't have to be a nutritionist to figure that out, the guys 82 of course he could die any day. Click on the pic for the story.

The National Enquirer reported today of Tiger having an affair with 121 women!

All I can say is holy s%*#!!!! And that was before he took a break from golf, how did he find time to even play? Click on the pic for the story.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

McDonald's Happy Meal 'came with cigarette'

A young mother was horrified when she found a cigarette inside a McDonald’s Happy Meal she bought for her son. Normally McDonald's happy meals come with some crappy toy that's a choking hazard, now they come with cigs, which are expensive, and also a choking hazard. So I think their on the right track, because smokes are great after a meal, and if your feeding the kid McDonald's your probably not too concerned about the kids health anyway. Click on the pic for the full story.

Vacation in Hell...Michigan, That Is

Sometimes traveling can seem like hell, thanks to traffic jams, long lines and lost luggage. But for visitors to one Michigan town, vacation can seem like Hell -- literally. Hell Michigan seems a bit redundant, doesn't it? Click on the pic to see the other wacky names.

Cub Scouts Give Up Entirely, Offer Video Game Badge

OK, it's not technically a merit badge, it's a belt loop. I thought that they got these by doing things like helping little old ladies across the street, and feeding the homeless. I guess they at least have to teach an older person to play the game before they get the badge so that could be a lot more difficult than you would think. Click on the pic to see the whole story.

Friday, April 23, 2010

Bret Michaels Suffers Brain Hemorrhage

After suffering an excruciating headache late Thursday night, Michaels, 47, was rushed to an undisclosed hospital where doctors discovered he had a massive brain hemorrhage, reports Click on the pic to read more.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Boobquake determined to prove cleric wrong

It all stated when Iranian cleric Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi angered womens' groups around the world on Monday when he claimed that promiscuous women were responsible for literally making the earth move.
"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,'' Sedighi said. Now Jennifer McCreight is determined to prove him wrong.
Since launching the "Boobquake" Facebook page two days ago, she has enlisted more than 20,000 women promising to show as much cleavage as possible on Monday, April 26. Thank you Jennifer, I need to find out where "Boobquake" La Crosse is taking place! Click on the pic for the full story.

15 Unintentionally Perverted Toys for Children

Toys are carefully planned investments that companies spend countless hours developing in the hopes that children will use them to foster memories that they'll cherish for a lifetime.
But sometimes, they just end up looking like dongs. I don't know how "unintentional" all of these are, the vibrating Harry Potter broom, I mean come on you'd have to be a idiot not to realize the problem with that. Click on the pic to see the whole list.

Packers Take Bryan Bulaga OT Form Iowa As 23rd pick overall in the 2010

The Big 12, led by Oklahoma, kicked off a big party for itself at Radio City Music Hall in the first prime-time NFL draft Thursday night.Tim Tebow had a grand time, too, breaking into the first round at No. 25 to Denver. The selection of the Florida quarterback, the mystery man of this draft, drew the loudest reaction — a mix of cheers and boos — from the audience. I'm happy with the Pack's pick, they obviously needed some help on the offensive line last year, and hopefully Bulaga can be a instant impact kind of player.

Drew Brees, You've Been Cursed

Drew Brees has become the latest NFL player to be put up against the "Madden Curse". If you're unfamiliar with the Madden legend ... horrible things always happen to the players who make the cover of the video game. Just ask Troy Polamalu ...the Madden 10 cover boy who sustained a devastating knee injury in week 1 last year. Other victims include Marshall Faulk, Ray Lewis, Vince Young, Shaun Alexander ... and of course Michael Vick. I believe the curse has something to do with Madden's eyebrows, because just like Samson he holds his power in his hair, except Madden hold his in those creepy bushy eyebrows. That's why Favre didn't get hurt when he was on the cover, Madden loves him.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

6 Famous Characters You Didn't Know Were Shameless Rip Offs

So over the weekend I saw the movie Kick Ass, and I thought that it did exactly that. But, I couldn't help but notice that the charter of "Big Daddy" seemed to look and act a lot like Batman. So it got me thinking what other charters have been more or less ripped off. They say there are no original ideas out there, and we can believe that. Storytelling themes are universal and we understand when a character or scene gets "borrowed" here and there. Click on the pic to see six charters that are rip offs.
But it's hard not to feel betrayed when you find out that some of the stories around which your entire childhood revolved were, for the most part, copied and pasted in with a cavalier attitude of, "the little bastards will never know the difference!"

Big Ben pays for wrong-headed decisions

The NFL suspended Ben Roethlisberger for 6 games, and the punishment is duly deserved. First he put the bike down, then he was accused of sexual assault, then he was accused of sexual assault again. Sounds to me like he's lucky it's only 6 games at the most, and no prison time. Click on the pic for the full story.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

10 Fast Food Items Worse For You Than The KFC Double Down

KFC's Double Down -- the bacon sandwich where two pieces of fried chicken replace the bread -- has been catching a lot of flack lately; much of it deserved. But a quick comparison of the nutritional (for want of a better word) info between the Double Down and some items on the menus at other fast food joints shows that the "warped creation of a syphilitic brain" might not be as bad for you as a salad at Wendy's. I think that I should probably try out the KFC Double Down, why not? I like chicken and bacon and cheese. I'll just have the one meal for the day and make sure that I take a ten mile run. Click on the pic to see the list.

Seven Shows That Peaked In Season One

I hope Archer doesn't fall into this category. If you've never seen it, it's great and you can catch it on FX on Thursday's. But, you'll have to wait till next season because they just finished up season one. But while your waiting for season two you can catch up on season one, trust me you won't be disappointed. Click on the pic to see the seven shows that peaked in their first season.

April is STD Awareness Month. Pass it on

April is STD Awareness Month, an annual observance to raise awareness about sexually transmitted diseases’ (STDs) impact on Americans' health and the importance of individuals discussing sexual health with their healthcare providers and partners. I guess with the nicer weather more people will be going out and banging other random people, so it makes sense that they picked April. Click on the pic for the full story.

Prom-goers watch repo man drive away in their limo

JENKS, Okla. — High school students attending a prom in Oklahoma say they watched as a repo man drove away a limousine they had rented. At least one initially thought it was being stolen. I think that I would love being a repo man. I really don't see a down side to this profession, except if your trying to repo a gun. Click on the pic for the full story.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Woman becomes first person banned from EVERY pub and club in the country

A woman has become the first person to be banned from buying or drinking alcohol anywhere in England and Wales.
Laura Hall, 20, was issued with a Drinking Banning Order - nicknamed Booze Asbos - which bars her from entering any pub, club, off-licence or bar. The two-year order also bans Hall from buying alcohol at any other establishment or shop, carrying it in an unsealed container or drinking it in a public place. She's hot, she'll just find some guy to buy her beer now. Click on the pic for the full story.

The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time

#5-Andrew "Old Hickory" Jackson
If you're wondering how a guy we're calling a bad ass got such a lame nickname, it's because he used to carry a hickory cane around and beat people senseless with it, and if you're wondering why he did that, it's because he was a freaking lunatic. He was also quite the dueler, the number of duels that Jackson took part in varies depending on what source you consult; some say 13, while others rank the number somewhere in the 100's, both of which are entirely too many times for a reasonable human being to stand in front of someone who is trying to kill them with a loaded gun. I had no idea he was this nuts, click on the pic to see the other four.

Expired Beer Theft: Crime or Waste Management?

Two Columbia sanitation workers who apparently couldn't stand by and let beer go down the drain allegedly took dozens of cases of expired brew from the city landfill. Police and city supervisors are trying to determine if the salvage was a crime - theft of city property - or just a policy violation. The city was just going to destroy the beer anyway so I don't see the problem, and everyone I know including myself would have probably done the same thing. Click on the pic for the full story.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

Huge fireball likely large meteor that may have left debris

A fiery ball of light witnessed by thousands as it swept over the upper Midwest Wednesday night was almost certainly a large meteor that probably left a trail of debris across southern Wisconsin, asteroid experts say.The path of the meteor was tracked by Doppler radar at two National Weather Service stations, in the Quad Cities and at LaCrosse, Wis. "It has the appearance that is completely consistent with being a bright meteor," said Mark Hammergren, an Adler Planetarium astronomer who specializes in asteroids, after viewing the Doppler images.
The object, which lit up the sky shortly after 10 p.m. Wednesday across parts of Missouri, Iowa, Minnesota, Illinois and Wisconsin, was very likely a piece of an asteroid, a rocky planetoid formation that orbits the sun, he said. Almost all meteors come from asteroids. I missed it which sucks because the pictures of this thing look amazing. Well I bet I'm not as upset as the stargazer Jack Horkheimer, poor guy probably won't ever stop looking up now. Click on the pic for the full story.

Controversial crucifix creates rift at Warr Acres church

Controversial crucifix creates rift at Warr Acres Church.
I can see what their talking about, but I'm pretty sure that it's his abs. Either way big deal, every guys got one, even Jesus. I'm guessing it could have been like the one in the picture because were talking about god's son here. Click on the pic for the full story and to view the pic.

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Oh, That Feels Hot!

Porn magazine launched for blind people.
A porn mag has been launched for blind people - with saucy Braille and raised pictures of nudes. I want to feel it too. Do you think some of these braille babes will have bigger braille bumbs than others? Click on the pic for the full story.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

The 6 Creepiest Places on Earth

It doesn't matter whether or not you believe in ghosts, there are some places in which none of us would want to spend a night. These places have well earned their reputations as being so creepy, tragic or mysterious (or all three) that they definitely qualify as "haunted."
Places like the Overtoun Bridge.
Located near Scotland's charming little village of Milton in the peaceful burgh of Dumbarton, the Overtoun Bridge is a local arch construction where no human beings have ever died in any suspicious circumstances whatsoever over the last few decades. However, during that span, for reasons we can't begin to possibly understand, hundreds and hundreds of dogs have killed themselves there. It appears that dogs have been plunging off of Overtoun since the early 60s, at a rate of one animal a month... bringing the total number today to around 600 mutts, who for some reason, decided to end it all. People who actually witnessed the reported dogs willingly climbing the parapet wall and leaping to their doom with dumbass doggy grins on their faces. It has been observed that certain dogs that jumped off the bridge and survived, climbed back up and THREW THEMSELVES TO THEIR DEATHS ALL OVER AGAIN. This is sounds like some crazy Art Bell of Unsolved Mysteries crap, but it's true. Click on the pic to see the other five creepy places.
Ever wonder which localities have more strip clubs than pizza and guns? Never fear, someone has figured it out and made a map. It looks like La Crosse has more pizza than strippers or guns. But click on the pic to view the map, I think the country in general needs more pizza places.

Would You Use This Wine Purse?

You have a way to carry your wine with you wherever you go. The savvy sack has a rubber bottom to prevent tipping over, as well as a side dispenser. Would you carry it — or do you think it's just style over substance? I can only see it being useful for tailgating or festivals, but if your a wine-o maybe it'd be useful all the time. Click on the pic for the full story.

Monday, April 12, 2010

The 7 Most Horrifying Things Ever Discovered in a Human Body

Most experienced surgeons and doctors will say they've seen it all. Most surgery is fairly routine, and it's only occasionally that you slice somebody open and some really crazy stuff pops out. Click on the pic if you think you can handle it, there are some that are pretty gross.

Conan O'Brien To Make TBS His New Late-Night Home

The late-night guessing game is over, with a startling twist: Conan O'Brien has chosen TBS as his future talk-show home. Expected to debut in November, the as-yet-untitled show will return O'Brien to the air after an absence that began in January when he abruptly left NBC, his employer of 17 years. O'Brien's new program will air Mondays through Thursdays at 11 p.m. Eastern, which will shift "Lopez Tonight," starring George Lopez, from 11 p.m. EDT to midnight.
I can't wait to see Conan back on the air, even though I won't be able to see it. I'm at the station when it air's and I don't even have TBS. But, anyway, I'm still glad to see he'll be back on the air. Click on the pic for the full story.

Friday, April 9, 2010

Woman's giant chest suffocated boyfriend during sex

BUSTY Claire Smedley's boyfriend nearly DIED when she suffocated him with her enormous boobs during sex. I can't think of any better way to go. That would be awesome, click on the pic for the full story.

Boy arrested for taking mom's jewelry

PANAMA CITY, Fla., April 8 (UPI) -- Florida police said a sixth-grader was arrested at the request of his parents for taking more than $7,000 worth of jewelry from his mother and giving it away.
Police said the Bay County boy told investigators he gave his mother's white gold ring and diamond ring to a female classmate who later returned the white gold ring but told him she had lost the diamond ring, The Lakeland (Fla.) Ledger reported Thursday. Thanks Mom! Right? Click on the pic for the full story.

Thursday, April 8, 2010

Badgers advance to NCAA championship with 8-1 win over RIT

The University of Wisconsin men's hockey team earned a place in the NCAA national championship game by defeating Rochester Institute of Technology 8-1 in the first semifinal of the NCAA Frozen Four in Detroit on Friday. The Badgers will play for the program's seventh national title when they take on either Boston College or Miami in the championship game on Saturday night at 6 p.m. CT. YEAH BUCKY!!!!! Click on the pic for the full story.

Another Tiger Woods Sky Prank -- En Route

Tiger Woods shot a 4-under 68 — his best first round ever at Augusta National — to leave him only two shots behind Fred Couples after an extraordinary opening day at the Masters on Thursday. But someone is up to some tricks, the mystery prankster -- who flew a plane banner reading "Tiger: Did you mean Bootyism?" over Tiger's tee-off at the Masters
-- has another trick up his sleeve ... and it's gonna fly overhead any minute now. Click on the pic for the full story.

Chips most dangerous food to eat while driving

A packet of crisps is the most dangerous food to eat while driving.
It heads the top 10 foods and drinks which cause motorists to take their eyes off the road closely followed by chocolate and fizzy pop. I would have thought that soup would be more dangerous, but I guess chips could give you a heart attack or something. Click on the pic for the full story.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

US forces fight Taliban with heavy metal

The sounds of Metallica and Thin Lizzy are now being used on the frontline in Afghanistan, according to a report by the AFP. Marines are allegedly blasting heavy metal into villages in Marjah, hoping to subdue the Taliban through ringing ears.
"Taliban hate [this] music," said a US special forces sergeant. "Some locals complain but it's a way to push them to choose [sides]. It's motivating marines as well." Apparently, when rebel forces start firing on American soldiers in Marjah, an armoured vehicle with "powerful speakers" fires up the tunes, blaring rock and heavy metal so loudly that it can be heard two kilometres away. The tactical playlist continues for several hours. Click on the pic for the full story.

Slash Sneaks Conan O'Brien Onto Leno Show

Slash pulled off the ultimate act of defiance on "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno" last night -- dude rocked a Team Coco pin on the air during his performance at the end of the show! Click on the pic for the full story.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

The Top 10 Funniest Celebrity Near Deaths

Death may be an inhumane bastard, an unfeeling monster, a relentless evil, and an unflinching presence. But he's also got a wicked sense of humor. For instance take Verne Troyer, the Austin Powers star was having a little bathtub fool-around session with his hot-model girlfriend Ranae Shrider at a swanky Beverly Hills hotel when she displayed her model-like intellect by failing to realize the tub towered over her mini-boyfriend. By the time the bubbles filled the tub, he became lost in an ocean (to him, anyway) and almost drowned. Click on the pic to see the rest.

Grandpa Favre

It's official -- besides being called an all-star quarterback and legend, Minnesota Vikings' Brett Favre will add grandpa to his list of titles. The Favre family welcomed Parker Brett last Friday, weighing 7 pounds and 7 ounces. Favre's 21-year-old daughter Brittany gave birth to Favre's first grandchild, as reported on the official Brett Favre Web site. Maybe he'll retire now that he has another record, because he's the 1st Grandpa on NFL roster. Click on the pic for the full story.

Look at Sick People to Give Your Immune System a Boost

According to a University of British Columbia study, looking at sick people can boost your immune system. (Hanging around them does not.) That means you're better equipped to fight a cold after merely looking at the picture in this post. Just click on the pic for the full story.

Top Jerks in film. They're all here except Steve Martin

Any old actor can play a hero. Since the audience is on your side right from the start, all you need to do is show up, kick a little ass, maybe crack a one-liner or two, and ride off into the sunset. But being a great bad guy is a lot harder. They have to make us hate him, but at the same time enjoy hating him.
Here's a rundown of some of the actors who have the skills to play the jerks, thugs, a**holes, bullies, and punks in some of the best loved movies of all time. Click on the pic.

Friday, April 2, 2010

Man takes "This is a stick up" WAY too literally

Spanish police say they have detained a man suspected of robbing 10 pharmacies at gunpoint, taking their money and all available boxes of Viagra.
Police in Madrid began receiving reports of the thefts in January.
Victims said the "only objective" of the lone gunman was to take boxes of Viagra and cash.
Click on the pic for the full story.

Wayne and Garth found in Google Street View. Excellent

For some reason I've really been on a Wayne's World kick lately. I'm really hoping that someday soon I hear they've decided to make a Wayne's World 3. Looks like I'm not the only one missing these guys, click on the pic to see what I'm talking about.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Check Out This Bumble Bee Hottie

April fools, she's a tranny!