Friday, May 28, 2010

Gary Coleman is four feet under

Gary Coleman is dead. He was taken off life support on Friday morning and passed away, both TMZ and first reported. His wife Shannon Price and her father were at the hospital.
Coleman died Friday at 12:05 PM MDT.
Coleman, 42, was best known for his role as Arnold Jackson on "Diff'rent Strokes." Word got out that he was hospitalized Thursday and in critical condition.
When I was a little kid I always wanted to grow up to be Gary Coleman. R.I.P. little buddy. Click on the pic for the full story.

Thursday, May 27, 2010

The Best Way To Get Out Of Jury Duty

TV psychic gets excused from jury duty, so that he won't ruin everything by telling people ahead of time how the case turns out. He knew that was going to happen.
It's a great way to get out unless your this guy, what ever happened to him? He's probably trying to guess people's orders at the Taco Bell drive thru now. Click on the pic for the story.

Giant beer bottle hot air balloon spotted in Dexter

Call this one tall drink — 15 stories tall.
A giant beer bottle could be spotted from I-94 as commuters made their way through the Dexter area Thursday morning.
A look at the beer bottle hot air balloon inflated at Cameron Balloons in Dexter on Thursday morning. That bottle — a hot air balloon — was being inflated on the grounds at Cameron Balloons, which designs and constructs custom-made hot air balloons. Their recent creation was commissioned by Anheuser-Busch, Inc.
They might have one big inflatable bottle, but we still have the world's largest six pack! Click on the pic for the full story, also, look at the comments for the story. Someone from La Crosse made a comment about the City Brewery's six pack, great, just great!

Gaydar really exists

Gay people really do have an inbuilt radar that helps them seek out like-minded souls, scientists have shown.
This sixth sense, or 'gaydar', ensures they pay more attention to detail, allowing them to pluck potential partners out of a crowd.
The Dutch researchers looked at whether straight and gay people focus their attention differently when faced with a problem.
I don't think that you have to be gay to have good 'gaydar'. I knew Ricky Martin was gay before he came out and I'm not gay. Click on the pic for the full story.

Willie Nelson Cuts His Signature Locks

Music fans have come to expect a little eccentricity from legendary crooner Willie Nelson, but he pulled off a real shocker this time: He cut his hair.
I'm just glad he still had the locks when he came to La Crosse a couple months ago, because when I saw Willie I wanted the whole package. The hair, the guitar, and the songs! Click on the pic for the full story.

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Mobile phone number suspended after every single person assigned to it died in the last 10 years

A mobile phone company has suspended the number 0888 888 888 – after every single person assigned to it died in the last 10 years. The first owner Vladimir Grashnov – the former CEO of Bulgarian mobile phone company Mobitel which issued the number – died of cancer in 2001 aged just 48. The number then passed to Bulgarian mafia boss, Konstantin Dimitrov, who was gunned down in 2003 by a lone assassin in the Netherlands. Dimitrov, who died aged 31, had the mobile with him when he was shot while eating out with a model. The phone number then passed to Konstantin Dishliev, a crooked businessman, who was gunned down outside an Indian restaurant in Bulgaria's capital Sofia after taking over the jinxed line. Who would want that number anyway? Unless your a big fan of the number eight. Click on the pic for the full story.

The new home of the New York Giants and Jets will host the 2014 Super Bowl, the first time the National Football League game will be held outdoors in a cold- weather city, Commissioner Roger Goodell announced today. I like the idea of a cold weather Super Bowl, and this may mean that someday we may see a Super Bowl at Lambeau. They should call this Super Bowl the toilet bowl because of the smell of New Jersey. Click on the pic for the full story.

50 Stupid Laws From 50 States

Laws are made to function a seemingly healthy community in a stable and disciplined fashion. However, when some of those laws become increasingly absurd, that you giggle your way through even reading them, one wonders what the law makers were thinking while coming up with such classical dumbness. Here we have gathered for you at least one dumb law from a state each.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Slipknot bassist Paul Gray, dead at 38

Des Moines, Iowa; May 24, 2010 -- A local hotel worker found the bassist dead this morning. Paul Gray, known as #2, or "The Pig" in the self-titled years, the lively bassist from Los Angeles who relocated with family to Des Moines and joined Slipknot and has played for the entire Slipknot career up to this point. Paul had a darker side to his life, dealing with drugs and alcohol abuse. It was announced on his MySpace page this year that he was expecting a child with his wife Brenna. Life looked on the up for Paul. I know we don't play them on this station but anytime a musician dies it's worth taking a look at their life. Click on the pic for the full story.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Dont piss off Irish kids`

Hilarious prank call from Little Becky, an Irish girl that wants her school knocked down. Click on the pic for the video.

Frustrated New Yorker Creates Lane For Tourists

New Yorkers accustomed to life in the fast lane are taking the issue of slow-moving tourists into their own hands. They're taking their message to the street – or actually, to the sidewalk. It's suspected that a frustrated New Yorker came up with this plan on Fifth Avenue at 22 Street, where there is now a sidewalk lane for slower moving tourists, and another for fast-walking New Yorkers. It's a good idea but I don't think that it's going to happen. Click on the pic for the story.

Bret Michaels Hospitalized for Heart Problems

Bret Michaels was rushed back to the hospital this week where doctors claim they found a "hole in the heart."According to Bret's rep, the singer was complaining about "numbness on the left side of his body, predominately his face and hands."After a series of tests, doctors concluded that Michaels had suffered a "Transient Ischemic Attack -- more commonly referred to as a "warning stroke". Well I guess at least their catching all his health problems before they kill him, but, this poor guy has been through quite a bit in the last month or two. Click on the pic for the full story.

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

He Forgot To Turn Left

The Corvette driver who led authorities on a high-speed chase Monday that started in Orange County and ended in University City, and at times reached speeds of 130 mph, is a former NASCAR-licensed driver, authorities said Tuesday.
James Neal, 56, of San Clemente was arrested at the end of the nearly 50-mile chase after the engine of his silver 2003 Corvette blew up on Interstate 805 at the La Jolla Village Drive off-ramp. If he only would have turned left or listened to his spotter he may have gotten away. Click on the pic for the story.

Witness, suspect share Hennepin County jail cell — bad move

A witness in a murder case was beaten up after Hennepin County jailers mistakenly placed him in the same holding cell as the man he'd implicated.
Murder suspect Jonathan Nicholas "Thirsty" Turner was charged Thursday with tampering with a witness, a first-degree felony. That charge is atop first-degree murder charges he faces in two 2003 shootings.
Well at least now the guy can testify against the guy for both crimes. Click on the pic for the story.

High School Yearbook Halted

Massaponax High School Principal Joe Rodkey is trying to have the school's yearbook reprinted to erase disturbing "confessions" and quotes full of sexual innuendos in the original.
"It's totally inappropriate for a high school yearbook," Rodkey said yesterday. "The students, the school and this community deserve a better yearbook than what I have."
The principal said he had stopped distribution of this year's book, titled "Glances 2010, Truth Be Told," and is attempting to collect the copies that were distributed at an after-school party Friday.
So they are taking the yearbooks back to take this stuff out so the kids can just go ahead and write it in there themselves, cause that's basically what my and everyone I know yearbooks look like. Click on the pic for the story.

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Beer Used As Weapon In Gas Station Heist

Bud Light may not be advertising these two as "Real Men of Genius." Two men in Pueblo are accused of using an 18-pack case of Bud Light as a weapon while stealing beer at a local Loaf 'N Jug convenience store in Colorado.Dominic Julian Lujan, 23, and Demetrio Junior Rivera, 20, are accused of stealing three cases of Bud Light from the store early Saturday. According to police, one of the men used a case of the beer to hit a clerk during the theft. The clerk wasn't seriously hurt.
The clerk is lucky that they used Bud Light and not Budweiser, because it's a light beer it probably hurt less.

5 Reasons You Should Be Scared of Google

You'd be hard-pressed to find a company more beloved than Google. And why not? They make the Internet easier to use, pamper their employees and foot the bill for YouTube even though it loses money like it's got a gambling problem that's made of cocaine. Unfortunately, much of what is awesome about Google also makes them increasingly terrifying with each passing day. I actually love Google, but it kind of makes me feel like I've got ADD because I'll look for one thing then get intersted in another, and so on and so on and.... anyway, click on the pic to see why you should fear GOOGLE.

5 Worst 'Saturday Night Live' Movies

It seems like simple math that characters funny during five-minute sketches would have a hard time sustaining laughs for 90 minutes. But simple math was thrown out the window when "Wayne's World" scored more than a $120 million at the box office. Wayne and Garth's success with audiences caused Lorne Michaels and company to green-light a series of comedic flops in the 1990s and early 2000.
The SNL movie franchise returns after more than a 10-year hiatus with "MacGruber" opening this week. The film is a spoof of 1980s handyman detective "MacGyver" and based on Will Forte's reoccurring character on SNL. Ryan Phillippe, Val Kilmer and SNL castmate Kristen Wiig all co-star. I think that everyone has to agree that Wayne's World one and two were the best, but I'm actually really looking forward to MacGruber. If you click on the pic you can see the list of the top five worst SNL movies. I agree with the list for the most part with the exception of number four, that movie was funny.

Monday, May 17, 2010

Miss Michigan, Rima Fakih crowned Miss USA

Photos surface 12 hours after being crowned of Miss USA on a stripper pole. Click on the pic to see the photos. I don't think that they'll get her into too much trouble, but who knows.

Ronnie James Dio dead

Ronnie James Dio, legendary vocalist for Black Sabbath, Heaven & Hell and Dio, has died after a battle with stomach cancer, according to his wife, Wendy Dio. He was 67 years old.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Keyhole for Drunks

I think that this would come in handy every now and then. Now if I could only find my keys. Click on the pic for the full story.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Miss USA Contestants Pose In Lingerie

The Miss USA competition is turning up the heat. This year's contestants posed for promotional photos in seductive lingerie and sultry makeup. The resulting black and white portraits make the women seem more risqué than the Miss USA contenders of years past. Click through to see all the women vying for the 2010 crown. This is Miss Wisconsin Courtney Lopez, looking good, right?

DNR Warns of Pot Growing on Public Land

In an effort to crack down on pot growing on public land, the Wisconsin DNR is asking hikers and hunters to mark their GPS coordinates if they find any large piles of empty Doritos bags or Oreos wrappers. The state Department of Natural Resources wants hikers, anglers and hunters to be on the lookout for giant marijuana grows on public lands. Click on the pic for the full story.

Star High-School Player is a 22-Year-Old Impostor

Police say a West Texas high school student who starred for the school's basketball team this season turns out to be a 22-year-old naturalized citizen from Haiti. The Odessa American reports Guerdwich Montimere has been charged with presenting false identification to a peace officer. That's after police confronted him about his identity. Ector County school district officials said Montimere posed as Jerry Joseph, a 16-year-old sophomore at Odessa's Permian High School. School district officials grew more suspicious when they contacted U.S. immigration officials, who eventually confirmed the alleged charade. Montimere is in the Ector County jail in Odessa with bond set at $500. He faces six months in jail and a $2,500 fine. Jail officials had no attorney listed for Montimere.
I think that this guy could be in a lot more trouble because when I was in high school the star basketball players always got the girls. He's 22 high school girls are mostly under 18 which means.....he's screwed. Click on the pic for the full story.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

3D Double D's, Awesome!!

Playboy readers who can only imagine what it would look like if a centerfold jumped right off the page are getting new specs to help them see into Hef's world.
The magazine's June edition hits newsstands Friday equipped with 3-D glasses. Now the toy that has kids dodging dragons, meatballs and tall blue aliens at the movies will help adults focus on what is, at first glance, a very blurry Playmate of the Year.
"What would people most like to see in 3-D?" asked Playboy founder Hugh Hefner. "Probably a naked lady." Hef may be old but he still knows what his "readers" want. Click on the pic for the full story.

Maxim magazine has released its annual "Hot 100"

Katy Perry, the effervescent singer who turned I KISSED A GIRL into an international anthem, has hit another #1 with a bullet: The Maxim Top 100 List. Yes, a list of "girls," aka women, who the editor-in-chief think are "hot." In fact, he thinks Katy deserves the toppermost spot because she is a "quadruple threat" of Hotness -- smart, cool, pretty and she knows how to skateboard. Wow! If only we had all known that's all it took! :)
Perry took top spot over a number of other attractive ladies of the culture we call POP, including Rihanna, Megan Fox and comedienne Emma Stone, who was so funny in THE HOUSE BUNNY and is moving up the Hollywood ladder with several upcoming films. I like this year's winner, if that's what you call her. You can check out the whole list just by clicking on the pic.

Friday, May 7, 2010


A woman living in Mercer, C.W. has for four years past been afflicted with a singular diffculty in her stomach. A few months since it became the incontrovertible opinion of the most skillful physicians, that the increasing difficulty has been the growth of a snake in the stomach. It has grown so large now that it distends the stomach so as to produce a bunch upon the outside as large as a quart bowl. Upon pressing this bunch with the hand, the reptile recoils and produces great distress in the stomach. When fish or meat is being cooked in the room, if the snake is not satisfied with food, it rises up in the throat producing strangulation. When desiring food it manifests it by rising up in the throat. Physicians can see no way in which the snake can be removed without certain death to the woman. Mrs. EVERS is about 35 years of age. She is, of course, feeble in health now, but is around the house. I want to know how it got in there so it doesn't happen to me, this would suck. Click on the pic for the rest of the story.

Lawrence Taylor rape case: Ex-Giant admits paying teen hooker $300, but didn't know her age

Lawrence Taylor admitted paying a hooker $300 for sex — but may not have known she was just 16.
The revelation that Taylor fessed up to patronizing a prostitute was contained in a criminal complaint against accused pimp Rasheed Davis that was released before he was to be arraigned Friday in Manhattan federal court on sex trafficking charges. He was my favorite player growing up and I remember being crushed when I heard about his drug problem. Then I thought that he was on the right track, cleaned himself up and got his life together then this happens. I hope that it's what his wife and lawyer are saying, a set up. Click on the pic to read the story.

Billboard's list of Hot Music Moms

With Mother's Day coming up I thought that it would be a good idea to show some rocking Mom's that look good doing it. Click on the pic to see Billboard's 21 hot rocking Mommas.

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Gross things people do on flights

READING porn magazines, joining the mile-high club solo and emptying a colostomy bag are some of the grossest things plane passengers are reported to have committed.
A sick list has been compiled by travel website Jaunted, with passengers revealing a dirty dozen of stomach-churning onboard experiences. Like getting on a plane isn't bad enough with the lines and checking your bags and yada yada yada, now you have to think about people doing gross stuff. I like road trips better anyway. Click on the pic for the full story.

Embarrassing Misspelling Shows Up On Bobby Cox Cake

While Atlanta Braves manager Bobby Cox was being honored by U.S. Senators on Tuesday, staffers spent time trying to smear out an offensive misspelling on his cake.
Sources told Channel 2 Action News reporter Scott MacFarlane that the official Senate bakery handled the task of baking the cake that was supposed to say, “Thanks for 50 great years Bobby Cox.”
Instead, someone misspelled Cox’s last name – making it an offensive word. He probably thought it was funny, he's old and old guys are pervs. Click on the pic for the full story.

What Would Kurt Cobain Look Like Today?

Here's some age progression shots of Kurt Cobain, Elvis Presley, and Heidi Klum. Who knows if this is how they will/would really look like, but it is still pretty cool stuff. I understand Cobain and Elvis, but what's with the Heidi Klum pic? I think that this is somewhat accurate but he'd have a scar from the bullet that hit him in the face. Click on the pic to see the other photos.

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Somebody Lost A Bet

Do you love your favorite star enough to ink them into your skin? These people do! Click on the pic to see them all.

Woman Bedbound for 6 Months by Huge Breasts

A Peruvian mother of four was trapped in her bed for six months because of her giant breasts. It probably took six months for her to get help because her husband loved them so much he refused to help. Click on the pic for the full story.

Monday, May 3, 2010

The 2010 50 Hottest Women of Radio

None of these women "have a face for radio". By the way I hate that saying. Here's Lynette Chico – 98.5 Puerto Rico, very nice! Click on the pic to see them all.

Brownies Laced With Dope Favored By Bill Clinton

Former President Bill Clinton told the truth when he said he never inhaled marijuana, according to famous writer Christopher Hitchens. Brownies, instead of smoke, were the vessel of choice for his dope use. Makes sense that a fat guy would rather eat it than smoke it to get high. Click on the pic to see the whole story.

Guess If Celebrity Is DEAD or ALIVE

Ever wonder if a certain celebrity is dead or alive? If you're like the rest of us, you do. Check out some of these pictures and test yourself. You may be surprised by some of the results! Just click on the pic to give it a try.