Penal Tour de France pedals off

Nearly 200 French prisoners are preparing to take to their bikes in the first ever penal Tour de France. Maybe they'll find the next Lance Armstrong. Or wait, I meant lose him.

New Hampshire man arrested for the 153rd time

PORTSMOUTH, N.H. - A New Hampshire man has been arrested for the 153rd time, this time after he was accused of punching someone in the face over the weekend. Maybe the 153rd time is the charm for this guy.

What Chain-Food Favorites Cost in Exercise

My "two scoops won't hurt and neither will these french fries" approach to eating doesn't lend itself well to swimsuit season. Although the beach treks may have begun, there is time to make change. So, let me have it. What's that ice cream going to cost me in workout minutes?

Why?

VASSALBORO, Maine - Fire investigators concluded that a fast-moving blaze that destroyed a topless coffee shop in Maine was deliberately set. That's such a waste of fire.

That's too many little crap machines

With Jon & Kate on Separate Vacations, TLC Looking for the Next Plus 8? Octomom has to be licking those lips. Or at least trying.

What a weird looking dude.

Hours after being beaten into second place on the “Britain’s Got Talent” TV show, Susan Boyle, an instant celebrity who rose from obscurity to global renown and recognition, was taken from a London hotel to a private clinic under police escort Sunday night, the police and her associates said Monday. I'm I the only one that's thinking plastic surgery?

This guy didn't think out all of his options.

A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday. He could have just ran off with the other girl. Good luck getting a girlfriend now.