Petroleum jelly is not the same as jelly buddy

Still not wearing a shirt, Marbury -- who insists he's neither on drugs nor out of his mind -- threw down a finger-full of the petroleum jelly ... and then declared he wanted someone to write him a check for "a billion dollars" so he could start his own TV network "like Oprah ."

You suck Vick! Michael.

Vick tops list of sports' most hated people
Formerly imprisoned dogfighter ahead of A-Rod, Kobe, Manny, T.O. in poll. If Favre would have worn purple he'd be at the top of my list.

Police bust canary fighting operation

Nineteen people were arrested Sunday after police raided a home and seized 150 canaries and finches in a suspected bird fighting ring.

Man Jailed Over Monopoly Game

According to Fraser police Lt. Dan Kolke, "She advised that she was plaing Monopoly with a male friend. He wanted to buy Boardwalk and Park Place. She refused to do it, so he got mad and hit her in the head, knocking her glasses off and breaking them." I wonder if he had a get of jail free card.

Stable owner catches man having sex with horse

A South Carolina man was charged with having sex with a horse after the animal's owner caught the act on videotape, then staked out the stable and caught him at shotgun point, authorities said Wednesday.
But this wasn't the first time Rodell Vereen has been charged. He pleaded guilty last year to having sex with the same horse after owner Barbara Kenley found him in the same stable. Then he was sentenced to probation and placed on the state's sex offender list

You owe him more than a peck on the cheek

A beluga whale in a Chinese aquarium has rescued a drowning diver by pushing her out of the water.
A spokesman for Harbin Polar Land in the country's north-east Heilongjiang province said the diver had been taking part in a competition at the aquarium when she began suffering sudden cramps in her legs.

New York gives homeless people a one-way ticket to leave city

New York has found a novel, if expensive, way of dealing with its overcrowded shelters – buying one-way tickets for homeless families to leave the city.