Woman fried, ate pet goldfish.

Authorities say a Houston-area woman who was angry with her former common-law husband fried their pet goldfish and ate some of them. I eat goldfish all the time, but there the tasty goldfish cracker snack. This is just disgusting.

Man Sues Froot Loops for Not Being Frooty at All

Roy Werbel thought the two words meant the same thing and now he is mad as hell at Toucan Sam for his treasure chest of deceit. The man filed a lawsuit against Kellog's Froot Loops cereal in San Francisco federal court for allegedly intentionally misleading breakfast eaters into believing those delicious colorful loops were actually made from fruit. Next he'll go after Mountain Dew for not really being dew from a mountain....idiot.

Lucy of `Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds' fame dies

The real life Lucy from the Beatles' song "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds" has died after a long fight against lupus. The death of Lucy Vodden at age 46 has been announced by St. Thomas' Hospital in London, where she was treated. The hospital said Monday she died after battling the disease for years.

WTF?

Wisconsin Tourism Federation changes name after internet jokes
The Wisconsin Tourism Federation has changed its name, after being made aware that its acronym WTF had become crude internet slang. I think that they should have kept it and said, Wisconsin WTF? Why not.

K-OverFed

Kevin Federline is finally hitting the gym — on reality TV, of course.
Britney Spears' baby daddy, who has recently piled on the pounds, is joining the cast of "Celebrity Fit Club," a representative for VH1 confirmed to People.com. The father of four has come a long way since his days as a back up dancer, and his rapidly expanding belly has been well documented thanks to TMZ's pool-side paparazzi.

Fla. cops caught playing video game during raid

A Florida sheriff says he is embarrassed that investigators from a narcotics task force were caught on camera playing a video game while searching a convicted drug dealer's house. Video obtained by WFLA-TV in Tampa shows several officers enthusiastically playing a Nintendo Wii bowling game after the task force entered the house to execute a search warrant.

Mackenzie Phillips says she had sex with her dad

Former child star Mackenzie Phillips said Wednesday her father, John Phillips, who was a leader of the 1960s pop group the Mamas and the Papas, raped her when she was a teenager and that her sexual relationship with him later became what she termed "consensual."
Mackenzie Phillips writes in her new book, "High on Arrival," that she had sex with her father on the night before she was to get married in 1979 at age 19, according to People magazine.