HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

New Year's Eve: That time spent going off your nut with friends and strangers after Christmas. It will never, ever, ever be as good as you think it's going to be. Click on the pic to see how N.Y.E. stacks up against a regular night out on the town.

Best Mug Shots Of The Decade.

After careful consideration, the guys at TSG have come up with the mug shots of the decade. If you thought 2009 was bad, just you wait

SD authorities say driver's blood alcohol was .708

South Dakota authorities say a woman found passed out in a stolen delivery van earlier this month registered a blood alcohol content of .708 — nearly nine times the legal limit and a possible record for the state. That's insane, I thought that you were supposed to die at .5. Click on the pic for the full story.

Funeral home offers drunk drivers a free burial

ROME, Ga. (AP) - Planning to drink and drive this New Year's? A north Georgia funeral home has a deal for you. Between now and noon Thursday, drivers can visit McGuire, Jennings and Miller Funeral Home in Rome to sign a contract stating they plan to drink or take drugs and then drive on New Year's Eve. If they die in a wreck that day, the funeral home will give them a free burial. Services included in the package are a casket, grave, limousine and preparation of remains. Funeral home officials said the program is designed to save lives by making partygoers think twice about drinking and driving.

Singer Van Morrison becomes father again at 64

A statement posted on the singer's website announced the birth of George Ivan Morrison III to the musician and Gigi Lee, who manages him.
It described the newest Morrison, born on Monday, as "the spitting image of his daddy".

Great holiday prank

A Chicago man could be unwrapping the hundreds of Christmas gifts spread around his apartment for days, even weeks.
Trouble is, they aren't really presents. They're his own belongings meticulously wrapped by friends as a prank while he was out of town.
Louie Saunders' packages contain everything from couch cushions to the beer in his refrigerator. His friend Adal Rifai masterminded the scheme after Saunders gave him a spare key. It took 16 people, 35 rolls of wrapping paper and eight hours to finish the job. Saunders tells the Chicago Sun-Times he's only been able to unwrap about 10 percent of the packages. He jokes that the upside is that, with each package he unwraps, he finds something inside that's just what he needs.

She's a sexy nerd

These women define what it means to be smart, quirky, and incredibly hot all at once. They project strong, positive role models to the public, and emphasize that being a geek and loving it isn’t only okay, it’s amazing. Click on the pic to check out the top ten sexy nerds of 2009.